Summer of Love

[Ahmed Johnson]

It is sufficient time to start getting hopes up for summer.  I've got three weeks left (some have just a few more than that).  Anyway, I am making a 1 o'clock rule for myself.  I need to leave the house by at least one.

EROSION

[Ahmed Johnson]

Work does get on ends.  But another thing that also really ruins the summer is the lack of iniative.

For instance, this is a typical summer day.  I wake up around noonish.  Get a shower.  Eat something.  And then it starts hitting into the afternoon.  I call around and everyone is in agreement that we should do something.  So then we all wait by the phone for someone to call with the perfect plan.  And then it's 6-7 o'clock and Steve shows up at the door.  And we end up either driving around aimlessly, playing ball, or sitting at someone's house.  All of these activities are fine and dandy.  But there is a 5 hour window of beautiful sunshine that wastes away because we all sit around with no initiative.  

We all enjoy making movies.  And if we'd start in the daytime then we would actually have time to do it.  Instead of deciding at 11 at night that we are going to do something, and then actually just doing a bunch of nothing.  

I'm ready for Frisbee!  We should check out a game called Boche Ball too.  Kids were telling me about it and it sounds fun!  Also we should play some golf!

DORFGOESSHITTING

[T-Rex]

well, lets see a summer 2k2 To-DO list like we had last summer. Its 11 and i have class soon or I would put up what I have...but i will when i get back from class. If everyone has good ideas, and not super far-fetched ideas, we can get stuff done. Summer should be limited to no more than 3 movies at Sarah's, unless its Godzillea. > : )

[Steve All-Star]

I'll do you one better, Travis... no movies anywhere, unless they star The Ramones, UCB, members of The State, or Bongzilla.  I am not going to watch a single movie in a living room with a group of people all summer!  I hate that shit.  I will watch many a movie, but they will all be alone after everyone goes home.

Other than that, my to-do list is forthcoming.

DOWNWITHTHEKING

-Jizz

[Ahmed Johnson]

1.  Ultimate Frisbee - I'm going to send some money to Wilson and get a new Killsaw.  And then we resurrect Albrino State Park, and life will be good!

2.  Baseball (kickball as well) - If we can gather up a handful of people we can have sweet games of Baseball and pretend we are the kids from the Sandlot.

3.  Make movies - porno or not, we'll have plenty of time to make lots of movies.  Lookout Movie, Master Teeton II, War Movies, etc.

4.  Buy things - load up a vehicle and head to Millimeter Gold and buy that cocksucker Madden.  He won't know what hit him!

5.  Find the Mushroom Mine - I'll mow Steve's lawn in my Blossom Hat, and then we'll find the mushroom mine for real!

6.  Blair Witch Projects - Last years was thought of as a failure by many.  So this year we'll do it bigger and better, w/ those who were anti last year involved.  

7.  Long walks - there's nothing like walking home from real far away real late at night.  The pittsburgh - Abhay's trip might be cancelled, but we at least want to travel home on an overnight trip.

8.  Fireworks - Steve and Night won't be here for the 4th, but they'll be back shortly after and that means plenty of good old firework fun!

9.  Ghost Hunting - they're out there ... We'll find them.  And this year there will be no w00sing on night's part, because we'll stay out all night driving that road.

10.  Tag - huge games of tag at the playground.  Fun for hours, especially when steve goes into stealth mode.

There 10 things to get us started!

CREAMKORN

[Mr. Danger]

here we go i cant wait!!!

1. go to school
2. go to work
3. hit my head off some walls
4. go to school
5. ride the bus
6. go to sleep
7. play video games
8. go to work
9. yawn
10. say yeee haw

[Steve All-Star]

Jizz's summer plans for 2K2.... fear 'em!

1.  Tour, tour, tour!  See America, have fun, and rock out everywhere!  Make J. Relapse shut her fat yap for more than two minutes and slut girls out across the country!

2.  UF foreva!  I played yesterday and every weekend for the past three months I was at school.  Friz-bot Death Squad!

3.  See either Shellac or Godspeed You Black Emperor!

4.  NAMBLA buys all!

5.  Hellfest with The Boss and The Kuz.

6.  Meet a stripper or a porn star and get a picture with their knockers on my head.

7.  Buy more records than humanly possible.

8.  Drive to Corvallis, OR with Night and KP and meet Timbo.

9.  Movies and comp songs all day, everyday.  I will learn to play drums well and rock it out.

10.  Whatever the day brings...

YOUALLKNOWMETHEJTOTHEITOTHEDOUBLEZ
-jizz

[Ahmed Johnson]

I've learned a lot about sound recording and stuff this year, so I'll apply some of my newly gained knowledge.

I want to make a Dr. Roscoe MD movie this summer and I was just thinking, it could be a musical.

Also, I challenged PHS in UF like a month or so ago, I never got any responses, but we really need to go down and beat their asses this year.  GIVE IT UP, YOU AIN'T GOT IT!

UNDERTOEJAMANDEARL

[T-Rex]

1. Do at least one trip further than Pittsburgh, against parental consent or not.

2. Go camping and make memories

3. As Ahmed Johnson said, try to leave the house at a decent time in the afternoon whenever possible.

4. Make "big deal" movies. Big long movies with costumes and cool locale.

5. Make fun, spur of the moment movies. Ahmed Johnson should bring his camera around alot and have batteries charged at all times.

6. Come up with funnier-than-ever things to yell at Moundsville trash

7. Cookouts, MEC or not. Just have everyone come to Ahmed Johnson's, Niz's or Jizz's and have an outdoor meal. This should be something that isnt hard at all, and tons of fun.

8. Pool Parties at Glen Dale. (I dont know if this is realistic or not...but it was fun as hell)

9. Hustle Prison out of money whooping his ass at pool.

10. Steve-o bets away more money attempting to make ridiculous basketball shots. (Steve-o: "Rounds of gatorade and jerky on me boys")

11. Tag at wheeling playground thing.

12. Any game like tag, hide-and-go-seek, CTF, that is fun to do at night.

13. We all (minus steve and night) should pack up and try to support the closest and next closet All-Stars show.

That's all ive got for now...anytime anyone needs a house in Mo'Town for anything you can stay at my house. If its for research study things or whatever, just as long as you arent Marken.

[nick_of_c]

1. laugh at dange.

[Ahmed Johnson]

As my bud would say BAM!  We've gotten lots of ideas for the summer already!

I thought of a few more:

1.  go to Sandcastle and get horribly burnt again!  All the p00ses from last year (night, dange) have to do the cliffdive slide.

2.  Dress up in disquises and do like spy missions or something.  Hehe, I don't know what all we could do.  But like make fake job applications for prestigious places and then go in and do an interview.  Or someone poses as a crazy person and we try to get them commited.

3.  Build a coaster!  Travis and I have been trying to do this for years and we always fail.  But we just like build a big creation on wheels and ride down big hills.

4.  Go sailing!  Last year I had my hopes high when Tux said he had a boat that we could sail in.  And then well we know what happened with that.  We need to find some rafts/boats/whatever and go sailing.


GENERATIONOFSWINE

[Ahmed Johnson]

Car chases!  - For about 2 weeks Braf and I became really good friends and we'd do "car chase" games.  Like one person drives and just tries to lose the other person.  It's tons of fun!  Also, we need to try to get in chases w/ Moundsville trash.  Last year, these hippies were getting in their car and I was just like "you are fucking pussies!" and then they chased us, so I went out nc's road and they p00sed.

Here is another fun car idea that we did last year - instead of just spraying people w/ my whiper (which is awesome!) we get super soakers and stuff and just blast people.  

-Terrorize 14x ... We can bring FOIL! back and then dress up in other funny costumes and just get him really pissed off.

-Start a Phat & Phunky's house band.  We can dress up gothic and start Anyone II and practice while Phat Mike sits around being fat.

-WAR!  bring back war at various stores (the post, walmart) also we should start playing tag in play places again.

-put out the zine

-Boxing!  I've been on a boxing kick this year, and really want to have boxing matches.  (or maybe Ultimate Fighting Championships like we used to do in the past ... hehe travis was the champion w/ this grapple head punch thing)

-ADC!

-Find the Road to El Dorado ... It will be done!

-Go to NYC and see the premiere of Martin & Orloff at the Motoralo Comedy Festival!

-Bust Dusty out of jail

-Shaving cream bombs!  ... for those I didn't tell ... Bierce, Nort and I got up balls and started throwing them inside of bars.  We threw one into Walts (night's uncle's bar) and it was super fun!

-Do other assorted pranks (make bombs and stuff)

Keep 'em coming boyz!


WHITEBOYZNTHEHOOD

[Ahmed Johnson]

Good idea night, compiling the list like that.  I'll continue to think up things.  <br>
Like ... Get Ron out of the army or where ever he went to, and put up thousands of dollars to get Ron's Comics back up in business!

SHALALALALALAPRETTYFLAMINGO

[Ahmed Johnson]

Feats of Strength - there's nothing like making your friends look like w00ses when you destroy them at a feat.  Too add on to this we'll do challenges as well, like the gallon of milk challenge or having dange torment bee's nests.

Comics - buy lots of comics and have fun times

Quck comic poll:  Who would you rather be Spiderman or Superman?  

-I would much rather be spiderman.  First off, he is young and cool and can get all the chicks (like my boy johnny storm) and then superman is just overrated and stuff.  Sure he's got all those powers but he is rather lame and old.

PRIZESWILLBEAWARDEDSOONENOUGH

[T-Rex]

spiderman rules superman. who needs the ability to fly when you can crawl on walls and shoot web? Besides superman has weaknesses, spiderman rules.