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Post by Mr. Danger on Feb 10, 2002 1:25:39 GMT -5
here are the top 5 "best things ever said" (that i can think of at the moment)
1: "I wham" -Night telling his mom "i am" and "i will" at the same time
2: "It's like a g-dog on a fly tip" - Charlie Sheen
3: "chickedy china the chinese chicken" -Barenaked Ladies
4: "man your gay"- Nicky C
5: "hold on. befor you know it everything is gone and you've got nothing"-Matt Singer
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Post by Ahmed Johnson on Feb 10, 2002 3:01:35 GMT -5
1. "I'll be digging up bones!" - Dange
2. "Come again" - Steve
3. "Stephen, do you want a salomi sandwich?" - Mrs. A
4. "Nightgale? Glendale? You got heavy boy!" - fat janitor guy (this is actually one of the best!)
5. "I will rush you!" -slob187/crab187
Dange, it's "I wam!" actually. There's no 'h' in "will" or "am" . . .
PLATINYTOONS
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Post by Steve All-Star on Feb 11, 2002 0:37:21 GMT -5
My opinion:
1. "Diggin' up bones." -Dange
2. "Horseshit!" -Boss and Big Spoon
3. "BOOM! Reversal, 2000!" -Dange
4. "You better police dat shit." -Sal from Sworn Enemy
5. "Curly's just gonna set up all the gear super-fast, tear it all down, hold up a million dollar bill, and yell "SUCKA!" -Night
Honorable mention: "I think that's you." -Ahmed Johnson
SAYANYTHING
-Jizz
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Post by Mr. Danger on Feb 11, 2002 1:11:13 GMT -5
Those are some good ones guys i laughed out loud to alot of them. keep them coming.
more i can think of:
"done and doner" -Ahmed Johnson
"now we must only wait" -master tee ton
"ryan wood is gay". "that should be #1" -ncc as I add ryan wood is gay to the list
nicky c's list:
nick: anything steve says is gay
>"the matrix sucks" -dylan
>"AI is better than start wars" dylan ("thats a good one dylan good game" -ncc)
>"hey the they got barqs... why dont we have barqs" - guy in tha hallway drunk as me and ncc walk by and ncc has a rootbeer.
>"she's coming over tomorrow" me talking about cameron diaz durring "vinilla sky"
>"jodi jodi jodi" -feed the cats
>"we landed on the mood" dumb and dumber
>"no it isnt" giant eagle emplyee. the story behind it: me and nick were shoping and we had a cart that every time i made a right turn the wheel draged and sqeeked, so im going around a turn and this guy doing some stocking yells "don't do that" what "you know what" oh its broken "no it isnt" ok!...
well thats what we came up with after some thinking good game and good night.
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Post by Steve All-Star on Feb 11, 2002 1:26:29 GMT -5
I'll murder NCC.
XTAPOUTX
-Jizz
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Post by Tuxedo on Feb 11, 2002 2:34:41 GMT -5
"I'll murder NCC" - steve in the above post
"take it off! take it off! Take it off!" - a bunch of drunks at a party yelling this to two hot chicks wrestling in a pool full of jello, and the poll is in and they did take it off.
"Anthony, you are the man of my dreams, you rock my world, and you make me want you! your secret admirer" - a note in the dorm newspaper
"hey man, can you spare 40 cents""nah man I am broke""you fat, disgusting piece of shit" - some homeless crackhead on the streets as me and yogi were walking around at 430 in the morning.
"eww, she looked better in the dark" - yogi after making out with a girl at this party for like an hour straight and then going out in the hallway with her.
i know mine are crappy but it is all i can think of now
tuxedo
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Post by T-Rex on Feb 11, 2002 9:10:12 GMT -5
isnt Yogi married or something
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Post by Tuxedo on Feb 11, 2002 13:39:41 GMT -5
no yogi is not married. he has a 31 year old girlfriend though, but i think that is over. Yogi, if you remember, was the biggest Mac Daddy to ever hit JMHSSBB. He has not changed.
_Tuxedo
JOHNMARSHALLHIGHSCHOOLSUCKSBARBARRIO'SBALLS
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Post by Ahmed Johnson on Feb 11, 2002 15:40:51 GMT -5
Steve owns the quote of the day. I was like "I wonder what Night would do if he ever got a B" and here is Steve's response:
" probably hug "saity" tight and get under the covers and hope rick and donna don't beat him"
So true.
PEANUTBUTTERANDPAPFECAT
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Post by Steve All-Star on Feb 11, 2002 17:58:17 GMT -5
I was making fun of Dange not being able to spell on the WBDC page, Night. Study fucker.
BADMONGOGONNAPUNCHYOUINTHEFACE
-Jizz
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Post by Mr. Danger on Feb 11, 2002 22:32:09 GMT -5
quotes of the day:
1."I was making fun of Dange not being able to spell on the WBDC page, Night."
2. "I can do this *FART!* and no one will hear it" -me and ncc at the movie theater all by ourselves
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Post by Ahmed Johnson on Feb 12, 2002 1:58:34 GMT -5
So, Dange, you and nc were in the movie theater alone? Did you get head, like Andrew Thomas got from Joleen when they were in the theater alone? You don't have to answer that, because we all know the answer.
ILOVEPANCAKESANDDONNANIGHTINGALE
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Post by Mr. Danger on Feb 12, 2002 2:02:43 GMT -5
yeah and the answer is heck yeah we got head... from hot chicks! they came in and we were like isnt this weird that were the only ones here and they were like "lets make out" so we were like ok... then they gave us head all the way home to.
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Post by XBrassKnucksX on Feb 12, 2002 11:27:05 GMT -5
The real best things ever said:
1. I am a single man. *Steve after he & Mandi called it quits*
2. The spoon is no more. *Danny after him & Andrea were done*
3. You guys were really, really heavy today. *Dana at Eat & Park last week after seeing us play a set of breakdowns in Morgantown*
4. Musical Genius! *Vinnie Stigma, about Freddy Madball at the last Madball show*
5. Hey! ISUCKDICKANDLOVEIT! *Me at some random kids walking on the side of the road*
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Post by Stove on Feb 20, 2002 22:55:12 GMT -5
#1 is definitely
"Fuck Frame!"
--haha, way to go Niz
"Pull down your pants and do the hotdog dance, HAHAHAHA"
--Evfun
"im just trying to be nice, geez why do you have to slam everthing i say"
--dange's guilt trip
"Well, I gotta get going... I've got shiznit to... Ahmed Johnsonnit."
--Pure Niz
"The All-Stars are bigger than any band from Wheeling"
"We're moving up"
"I've got great All-Stars news"
"the All-Stars have a new drummer!"
"the new All-Stars songs are amazing."
--Steve, x10
WET DREAMS AND PLEASANT SCREAMS
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