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Post by Edward_Norton on Jan 7, 2002 15:28:00 GMT -5
I assume everybody had a good time... here are some quotes from the night... feel free to add to this list and post your thoughts or highlights of th night
"Keep it Frosty!!"
--Police officer scolding another drowsy enforcer of the law
"Its not a horse cock,its a Gabe Fecat falice!"(about 4 or 5 times)
--Bierce keeping me in check
"you have to pick up the phone,bozo"
--me quoting Twins
"I'm miopic"
--Rup,explaining to my mom why he has to wear peds
"I'm a puss and I always fall asleep first"
--Kross being a pussy
"you guys are plotting against me!"
--Splosh,after I laid down a draw two uno card
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Post by Benicio on Jan 7, 2002 20:07:29 GMT -5
uuuuuuuuh! nice night to fight for spoons and pretend to be heroinatics!
"We cut the fat in half by taking both the spoons" -Cody
A wild night indeed
"I gotta stiffy." -Philep
"Your heads on my crotch!"-Kross
"Damn, I appologized to the wrong waitress!"-Kross
"That ok, I brought my own spoon."-Benicio
Theres more but I can't remember it all.
EIGHTFOOTPENISTHATISASEPERATEBEING
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Post by Kros on Jan 8, 2002 16:05:17 GMT -5
bitch i never said i was a puss cause i fell asleep first. i hadda work...now for some quotage
the whole joke at mitchells god that was funny.
"can i see the secret menu"-bierce messin with the waitress
"dont play coy with us"-knox messin
"not even a wine list?"-rup messim
when bierce talks about the fallices fightin and there being explosions...? what the fuck is that? hehehe
"gonna scratch these nuts"-knox's personal relation to gay...gabe fecate
umm thats all i can think of
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Post by Kros on Jan 8, 2002 17:43:42 GMT -5
oh yeah. there was too much discussion surrounding this to actually quote it but the whole preps riding around in an aztec listening to ja rule was pretty good. i could so see that happening if they made it a tv movie.
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Post by GUAPOMEGUSTA on Jan 8, 2002 21:47:06 GMT -5
Yeah, the prep thing kind of undulated in and out of the conversations the whole night. Most of my faves have already been mentioned. DMX could work for the car scene, too. Party Up baby! That pervert Phillipe though man,would not shut up about his stiffies and seventh grade boob feelings. I never thought a twenty five year old would be so, you know ,immature and stuff. It was great when Knox asaulted him and bent the spoon real bad. Or how about when we were watching Shadow of the Vampire and that uncomfortable moment with the morphine addict flailing around. I was also partial to Dylan's I'm gonna kick yo ass moment coming out of the vehicle. And Jerrad trying to find tweasers for sale in that store.
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Post by Benicio on Jan 9, 2002 21:56:17 GMT -5
awh man, Phillep was violent to! Remember he got mad and started spooning everyone? And I wasn't actualy looking for tweezers, that was just an excuse to go inside.
SOTHEYMADETHEFALICENURSETHEBABY!!!
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Post by Steve All-Star on Jan 9, 2002 23:28:43 GMT -5
You spelled "phallus" incorrectly, many times.
JOHNMARSHALLTAUGHTYOUNOTHING
-Jizz
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Post by Steve All-Star on Jan 9, 2002 23:31:18 GMT -5
And none of you have the slightest concept of punctuation, capitalization, or grammar.
DIDDANGEPOSTUNDERALLYOURNAMES
-Jizz
PS: I'm not trying to be mean, but I hate "stream-of-consciousness" internet writing. That's just me. No offense.
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Post by Ahmed Johnson on Jan 10, 2002 0:49:57 GMT -5
I would appreciate if you guys would stop being mean to Gabriel. He is Night's cousin and will one day become a Pap Fecat. Boy, I wish I could be in his shoes. Being the heir to the throne, wow, that would be the best thing in the world. I know that Night is a little jealous of Gabriel because of reasons stated before. But Night, don't hate, appreciate!
You guys definitely have no structure to your ramblings. b00m!
SLEEPINGWITHTHEPUBLICENEMY
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Post by Edward_Norton on Jan 10, 2002 15:09:58 GMT -5
The only thing I misspelled that wasn't on purpose was phallus... and nobody hated on Ahmed Johnson's X-mas story which was completely stream-of-conscience... so please don't patronize the 'troop... Oh yeah, and Steve-o starting a sentence with "And" isn't exactly correct grammar,sucka!! I'm not writing a report for English,I'm trying to talk with friends, geez...
Anyways... The gooftroop is having another get-together this Saturday.If anybody wants to drop by,feel free.
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Post by Edward_Norton on Jan 10, 2002 15:18:11 GMT -5
Ahmed Johnson's story wasn't exactly stream-of-conscience but he doesn't keep the correct tense throughout the whole thing...
So you guys are still hypocrites.
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Post by Ahmed Johnson on Jan 10, 2002 16:51:57 GMT -5
First off, my story while it was stream-of-consciousness, it did have grammar and correct spelling. And second, it is not incorrect grammar to start a sentence with "And." I have no problem with your posts, except for Pant Stamp Man's are a little hard to read sometime. Hehe.
And Night, if you changed your name you wouldn't be a true Pap Fecat. So don't even try to think that you "could" be one. Loser!
HUCKFINLEY
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Post by Edward_Norton on Jan 10, 2002 17:31:01 GMT -5
Starting a sentence with a conjuction is incorrect grammar... I don't know how exactly to prove this,I just assumed all High School educated people knew that. Also,your story ended in a different tense than it started... that is incorrect grammar,which is fine,who gives a fuck? That doesn't make it a bad story... I just don't understand why our grammar has to be scrutinized.
I was merely pointing out the hypocrisy that is taking place here.
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Post by Steve All-Star on Jan 10, 2002 19:35:58 GMT -5
Ughhhh..... I didn't say we had to be professional writers here, but most of the stuff that I read from many of the board-goers is Dange-styled rambling, as is the case here. I will flay (not slay... flay) anyone here in a battle of the written word, only because it is my major here at school and the subject that I succeed at.
The computer just should not be all trash writing, because it makes it difficult for everyone to read. Incorrect spelling, punctuation, no spaces between sentences, and terrible grammar just make posts a big jumble. That is my main concern. Everyone can make minor mistakes, including the "most glaring" ones I used. But garbage should not be tolerated.
So once again I have to tell Nort to relax because he is just being w00se. Also, my use of ellipses is not proper, but it definitely better reading than:
"So we;re going to be goink tothe store-H00Dy ho! l33t, blah blah. blah.. trash, etc, uhhhhhhhhhh.
STOMPINGFACESINAPPROXIMATELYTWENTYTWOHOURS
-Jizz
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Post by Edward_Norton on Jan 10, 2002 20:20:27 GMT -5
Laziness is one thing,but honest mistakes are another... Besides the elipses factor I think my use of spelling and grammar/punctuation is pretty damn good... I have no problems understanding anything these guys are saying,though I can see how the phallus thing could throw you off... I feel no need to be meticulous,I think its a waste of time
URBEINGANAL
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