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Post by XBrassKnucksX on Jan 4, 2002 11:25:52 GMT -5
yeah, i just got this e-mail from some fuck in New Martinsville....
Hey man, what's up? My name is Ryan and I'm from New Martinsville. Derrick Shanholtzer told me that you may help me do the KeepSake Show. Derrick and I do shows around here, and we were going to do the Keepsake show but he got grounded and now can't do it. Is that right, are you and I going to do the keepsake show? If so, email me and let me know how you wanna do things. I know the bands are Two Lane Outbound Xlll pfp Internal Riot In Search of History KEEPSAKE I'll need to know,the money situation, like how we are paying for the barn, or if you wanna do it @ the firehall and how much you wanna charge people and the times etc... thanx alot, get back to me soon Ryan-Illiteraturezine.cjb.net
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Post by XBrassKnucksX on Jan 4, 2002 11:27:06 GMT -5
And to make it worthwhile - here is the reply that I sent to the kid:
What the fuck is this? I have never heard a word about this show AT ALL, until now - don't e-mail me & count on me to do all your fucking work - that is bullshit. I don't want to do this show... for many reasons: #1 - I don't like Keepsake. #2 - I don't like XIII PFP. #3 - I don't like Internal Riot. I get along with the guys, but they know it & I know it, their music isn't my bag. #4 - I don't like In Search Of History. #5 - I don't like The Barn. #6 - I don't like dealing with people that I don't know, I can't trust you. No offense, but how would that work if I have never met you? #7 - I don't like shows with more than 4 bands. #8 - None of those bands will draw anyone to come out. #9 - It just looks like I'd be losing a lot of money. #10 - I don't like the fact that you e-mailed me & & lay all this out like we've been friends forever & I am all about doing this show with you. #11 - If you wanted some advice/help - whatever, you could have asked, and I would have tried my best to do whatever you needed, but not with the attitude you gave me. #12 - Keepsake still sucks. #13 - I do shows with good bands. #14 - Keepsake is not a good band. #15 - How would I help you even if I wanted to? You never gave me a date! #16 - Why do I care what the date is, when Keepsake sucks? #17 Yes, that's right... Keepsake.... STILL SUCKS!!!
Goodbye.
KEEPSAKESTILLSUCKS!!!
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Post by Ahmed Johnson on Jan 4, 2002 23:23:15 GMT -5
Yeah, Night and I are going to run around moving things around and setting up whatnot and then tear everything down and just hold up a bunch of the cash and that kid will be like "you guys didn't do a damn thing!" and we'll yell "SUCKA!" and run. I can't wait!
BEALLICANBE
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Post by Edward_Norton on Jan 5, 2002 0:36:48 GMT -5
Just because he is a gittle loth and a fittle lat (if this Ryan is the guy I'm thinking of)doesn't mean he was going to rip you off...I think tis a wee-bit unfair to jump to the conclusion that he was planning on making a sucka out of the K.Its probably just some miscommunication or something. I never heard any of the bands 'cept Internal Riot,but judging on the former Shanholtzer smorg-as-borg-20-band shows,it probably will be shitty if it ever does go down.
FUCKTHEPOLICEFUCKTHEPOLICEFUCKEM
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Post by XBrassKnucksX on Jan 5, 2002 3:32:34 GMT -5
it's just that he gave me such an attitude & expected me to do everything pretty much, without having any say in the details of it, or even the bands playing it - that all really got under my skin.
YEAH-IJUSTGOTHOME-LOOKWHATTIMEITISONMYPOST
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Post by XBrassKnucksX on Jan 5, 2002 16:08:44 GMT -5
And here is the reply I got from this Ryan kid about the Keepsake show from my hate mail yesterday:
all i wanted was advice on how to run shows and shit since shanholtzer isn't doing this show anymore, i didn't ask you pay anything, i just wanted some help.
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Post by XBrassKnucksX on Jan 5, 2002 16:24:34 GMT -5
And this is what I had to say back to him this time, yeah this one is really mean:
Whatever you say to me now is complete fucking bullshit - let me quote you a little:
"Is that right, are you and I going to do the keepsake show? If so, email me and let me know how you wanna do things." -- That is you fucking telling me that I am doing this show with you, obviously, I would be investing my time & money into this.
"the bands are: Two Lane Outbound Xlll pfp Internal Riot In Search of History KEEPSAKE" - FUCK YOU! if you want me to help you with a show, shouldn't I have a say in what bands I want to play?!?!?!
"I'll need to know,the money situation, like how we are paying for the barn," - Right here you are telling me I have to put my money into this. 'We' meaning, YOU & ME!!! And how would 'We' pay for it?!?!?! Do you have a fucking job? Do you get an allowance? (haha, I bet you really do, & I was just joking) Or do you suck dick in the parking lot of Choo Choo's? - I'll guess the 3rd is your main source of income. - Another thing, why would I wanna do a fucking show at The Barn? That place is trash. It is ok for smaller, summer shows - but to make everyone freeze in a place where this absolutely nothing to do in the winter is just lame.
"or if you wanna do it @ the firehall" -- Do you even know how much the firehall costs? Where would this extra money come? Got an extra stash from licking assholes out in back of Wal-Mart?
"Keepsake sucks" -- Oh wait, that was me quoting myself, because they do suck.
"and how much you wanna charge people and the times etc..." --- Here's my idea for the price... We charge people $1 & they get to punch each member of Keepsake in the stomach... how about that? For an extra 50 cents, they can kick you in the face. Sounds good to me. And as far as the time goes: let's make Keepsake play at 5:00 AM - There will be just as many people left at the show at that time, as if they were playing at 8:30 PM - NO ONE!! BECAUSE KEEPSAKE SUCKS!
Goodbye again.
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Post by Kros on Jan 6, 2002 10:38:03 GMT -5
pretty judd nelson.
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Post by Ahmed Johnson on Jan 6, 2002 11:42:42 GMT -5
Wow Boss, that was the greatest email ever. That kid will probably cry for weeks. Hehe, I couldn't stop laughing while reading that. "Fuck 'em" as Kuz would say.
BITEMYCRANK
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