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Post by Ahmed Johnson on Feb 19, 2002 0:37:24 GMT -5
Swordfish was really lame in my opinion (halle berry's breasts were nice!). It was just a whole bunch of action, and like over-the-top stuff and I'm not really into that. It wasn't totally horrible, but just lame.
Today I saw Dr. Strangelove. It was very funny and cool. Not much more I can say. There are lots of memorable parts from this movie. Definitely a classic!
My quote was from Cabin Boy. That movie is really funny. I hadn't seen it in a while.
I ordered this movie called "Fatty Drives the Bus." Matt Walsh has an opinion, and this dude wrote that it's like the worst movie ever made, but it's also the funniest movie he's ever seen. Like the plot is just like screwed up, and all these funny screw ups. It's probably like a movie we made.
Last on my agenda, I'm downloading Joe Somebody right now. I found out that Ken Marino (the state) and Mark McKinney (Kids in the Hall, SNL). Also dange said it was pretty good.
PETERSELLERSOWNSYOU
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Post by Stove on Feb 19, 2002 12:35:35 GMT -5
Well, I recently viewed a few awesome movies...
first was Rushmore. I saw this about 3 weeks ago, and holy moly was it excellent. It's great to see Jason Schwartzman in anything, especially freaks and geeks. Lots of handjob talk, which is a + in my book.
Secondly is Label Kills. Black Label's premier video is one of the most breathtaking videos I've ever seen, their are so many different styles and everything, it's just a kick-ass variety of skateboarding excellence. We have the old-school styles of Vallely and Adams, while we have the more rail-in-your-face approaches of Svitak and others. Vallely's part made me gasp a few times; this one is amazing.
Next on the list, we have Guilty!, the newest release from Muska's gang of goons, the S-HORTY-S team. This video didn't please me very much... It was funny to see them try and act, and the surprise ending gave me an orgasm or 2, but the skating was subpar. Each member had a run of about 1 or 2 minutes, while Muska's was a half hour. Way to balance it out, eh? 1 thumb up and 1 thumb in the butt.
Lastly, I viewed 2 Transworld releases... Modus Operandi was really artsy... I give it a hypocritical review of 2 thumbs down, meaning that I only watched 5 minutes of it and I turned it off.
Sight Unseen.... what can I say about Sight Unseen? This video has BALLS! If you want to see some kick ass skating, definitely check this out. The gaps are so long, the speed is so fast, and the style is tight. We have skaters like John Cardial (AMAZING!) and Piss Drunx member Dustin Dollin, who totally rips. I just couldn't believe how fast these guys are going when they are skating... lots of surprises in the video as well, like some pretty ugly bails... watch Heath Kirchart slide like 8 or 9 feet on the pavement after slamming a rail.
I KEEP MY CONDOMS IN MY LUCKY BEARINGS CONTAINER
--LEX
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Post by Ahmed Johnson on Feb 20, 2002 11:29:37 GMT -5
I'm going to make a recommendation of a movie that I haven't seen all of. We watched a scene of this film yesterday, and it was really awesome. The film is Raging Bull starring Mr. DeNiro. Also, it's a Scorsese film so you can expect all the vuglarity and blood. The only thing I know about the film is that DeNiro is a boxer and it's in black and white (count hornak out). But the scene we watched was really cool.
JJNOBODYMEETSJOESOMEBODY
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Post by Mr. Danger on Feb 20, 2002 14:38:31 GMT -5
Stove you still haven told me how you got to see "lable kills".
"John Q" review: Well i saw this move the other night and i have to give it two thumbs up. This movie is good for the whole family. It makes you cry it makes you fly. Give the kid a dang heart!!!!! A touching story of a Father doing anything to protect his son and i mean anything. He is the meaning of fatherhood. good movie made me almost cry.
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Post by Ahmed Johnson on Feb 20, 2002 22:24:02 GMT -5
I just watched Joe Somebody. This movie wasn't half bad. It wasn't great, with a lot of small lame things. Like all the characters kept saying "Joe." I enjoyed it though. It wasn't really a comedy movie, but had some funny parts. Hehe, Mark McKinney wasn't in it, I was mistaken and that was the characters name. Ken Marino had a small part and didn't really do anything funny. That was disappointing.
This movie is good for like if you are flipping through the channels and nothing is on. You can put it on and enjoy it. But it's not like a movie you are like "I gotta watch that!"
I would have rather watched this in theater than say, Not Another Teen Movie or Oceans 11.
UNDOUNDOS
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Post by Mr. Danger on Feb 23, 2002 7:12:13 GMT -5
Yippy I watched "Wet Hot American Summer" at Ahmed Johnson/ahbz yesterday and I would have to say its a very funny movie. This one is a must see for anyone. The comedy is right and the girls are tight (especialy the 12yr olds). what did you just say!
The best thing about this movie is when it does stuff that make you go "what?" "is that what i saw?" then finding out yes it is then laughing! good stuff.
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Post by Ahmed Johnson on Feb 23, 2002 12:13:02 GMT -5
WHAS is one of my favorite movies. I'm so glad I finally got it! Last night I watched it w/ the Commentary and there was a bunch of funny things said. I now know all! Muhahahah.
MURDERINTOMBRADYSHOUSE
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Post by Stove on Feb 23, 2002 13:08:38 GMT -5
I am thinking of having a Glitter party on a future weekend, hopefully one where everyone will be home. We all need to see this movie and enjoy it together. Let me hear some input about how you guys feel about this... let's get in touch with our feelings, ya know?
MY ROOMMATE IS PLAYING REGGAE, SOMEONE SHOOT ME
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Post by Ahmed Johnson on Feb 23, 2002 14:32:02 GMT -5
I'm down for Glitter. We can all dress up and act out the movie! It will be super fizun!
MASTUREBATE
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Post by Ahmed Johnson on Feb 23, 2002 22:24:16 GMT -5
I watched "Big" tonight (it was CC so lotso commercials) and I hadn't seen it a long time. That's a really awesome movie. It's one of those films that make you mad that you aren't a kid anymore. I miss being a kid, and just want to go play and stuff. Down with growing up!
Grade A movie!
ALTERNATIVEISHERETOSTAY
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Post by Stove on Feb 24, 2002 15:37:14 GMT -5
Well, Dange rented Monkey Bone, so I'm going to say this right now. At the precise moment Dylan reads Dange's review of this movie, and sees the title Monkey Bone, he will immediately go into "make-fun-of-stove-mode" so I guess I'll save Ahmed Johnson the trouble of making fun of me and I'll make my confession:
I, Stove, wanted to see Monkey Bone because it was claymation and it came out the same time that Tool's Lateralus album came out and I thought that they would match up if you played them at the same time. I'm the gayest guy on earth.
MORE SHAME THAN YOU CAN IMAGINE
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Post by Ahmed Johnson on Feb 24, 2002 16:21:15 GMT -5
Did I ever make fun of you for wanting to see Monkey Bone? I don't recall, but I just remember wondering if the two things would match up when you told me that. Maybe I joked because Brendon Frazier is in it, but hehe, I don't have any ill will toward that movie. I loved Nightmare Before Xmas! Also I didn't mind James and the Giant Peach. So, this one can't be too bad. I'm sorry if I made fun of you. I must have been on X.
Just for the record, this is not a Tim Burton film. Nor was NBX, Timmy boy only wrote it. He did not write Monkey Bone though.
XYZAFFAIR
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Post by Mr. Danger on Feb 24, 2002 17:45:40 GMT -5
well i havent watched monkey bone yet cause the dvd player ist working ahhhh!
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Post by Ahmed Johnson on Feb 25, 2002 1:53:41 GMT -5
Well I saw Raging Bull today and I was correct it was a really awesome movie. DeNiro is such an amazing actor and it really shows here. Night, you really need to see this one.
RETURNTOOZ
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Post by Stove on Feb 25, 2002 9:16:44 GMT -5
I heard she can't act worth 2 shits, thats what got my hopes up about seeing it. I can't wait for the party to take place.
WOO LETS HAVE A PARTY!
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