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Post by Ahmed Johnson on Jul 16, 2002 0:18:35 GMT -5
Daniel Stern Hey! My son, Dyl, asked me to log on here so I could teach you kids about the world. He thinks that things are getting out of control amongst your little group of friends. The first topic that I will share my knowledge with is Homosexuality. He told me how Nick and Chris have a little fling going, and also that your relationship is on the rocks. Now, I'm not gay or anything, but Chris I can see why you would pick Nick as a mate. Yes, he is lazy. Yes, he's a bit annoying. But hell aren't we all? I know I sure am! Ok, well it seems as though I accept your homo lifestyle from what I just said before. That's misleadin though, because homos aren't good. Sure, I will tolerate you, but can't you just find yourself a nice wet pussy to plunge into? It's simple stuff. Don't be gay. WHATAMIDOING? |
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Post by Mr. Danger on Jul 16, 2002 8:13:56 GMT -5
well that was uncalled for. gg
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Post by Ahmed Johnson on Jul 16, 2002 11:13:35 GMT -5
My dad is just trying to help. Sometimes he just gets carried away. I'll tell him to tone it down next time.
PINCHINGTHETOP
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Post by Mr. Danger on Jul 18, 2002 7:23:48 GMT -5
for reall dylan shut up and get your head out of the box.
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Post by Ahmed Johnson on Jul 18, 2002 11:49:23 GMT -5
ahhh, is someone going to cry
FTHAP
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Post by grandpa_rocks on Jul 18, 2002 14:00:32 GMT -5
dange maybe you should get your "head" into some "box"
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Post by Ahmed Johnson on Jul 18, 2002 16:42:44 GMT -5
yeah, like a big box of my bozack! uhhh!
NICKYCPOSTS
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Post by Mr. Danger on Jul 18, 2002 23:34:52 GMT -5
*yawn* I can predict you guys like predicting the weather in the next 10 seconds.
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Post by Ahmed Johnson on Jul 19, 2002 0:05:52 GMT -5
Maybe it's been a tad longer than 10 seconds, but it will be pleasant screams w/ the highs in the upper 80s and the lows down in the 70s. So a nice night for fucking indeed!
Dange, make sure you bring my movie and my rom back w/ you tomorrow.
LIVEITUP!
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Post by Ahmed Johnson on Jul 22, 2002 22:41:40 GMT -5
Daniel Stern Dan here again to inform you lads about a deadly epidemic ... Teen Pregnancy. It's running rampant through YOUR society and making MY society Cocksuckerville. I don't want to cook dinner for those little shiteaters. Dan Stern's good hand has been outreached for the LAST damn time. When I knocked up Mrs. Stern we had a little Turkeyboy and look where he's at. I tell you this as a warning. So make the right decisions dirtbags. COCKSUCKERVILLE |
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Post by Madperfesssa on Jul 28, 2002 2:20:28 GMT -5
heey dyl...that is priceless man... i am dying over here..... bahahehahahah
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Post by Ahmed Johnson on Aug 21, 2002 19:34:59 GMT -5
Daniel Stern Sorry it's been a while, and also I apologize there will be picture of me tonight, just a small box with an X. So summer has ended and you all are going back to school. I'm thankful for this because it's one less person in your homes that could catch me molesting your younger siblings. Little nathan, hot hot whitney, amber (yowzers!), taru .. I love them all! But what I don't love is bad grades. You kids got to put your heads in those books every night. A good education will take you far in life. And maybe someday you'll be smart enough to realize that fisting your ass is the greatest sensation in life. Good luck boys! AGAIN |
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Post by T-Rex on Sept 10, 2002 13:55:32 GMT -5
my sister amber? it's just wild when my sister gets brought up. It's usually about everyone else's younger siblings.
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