Conversations with the Tan Man

[Ahmed Johnson]

Some of this stuff is interesting, but some of it is boring ... I apologize, but the tan man can be described in one word ... GARBAGE!

DirtySalad: hey
Patony Co: hey what's up
DirtySalad: how long did it take for your band to get verified or whatever on mp3.com
Patony Co: um, I think a couple days
Patony Co: you got a band?
DirtySalad: kinda if thats what you wanna call it
DirtySalad: you knwo anthony fagby
Patony Co: hehe, yeah
DirtySalad: well he plays guitar and keyboard and i rap and sing
DirtySalad: i pretty much just use him cause i cant keep a beat on instrments
Patony Co: hehe
Patony Co: that's funny
DirtySalad: its kinda like a nine inch nails meats eminem or somptin gay like that but its fun to mess around
Patony Co: hehe that's awesome
Patony Co: if you guys get mp3s up I want to hear them
DirtySalad: so every once in a whille check out mp3.com for D3m0n1K FunK but i think on there its spellin demonikfunk
DirtySalad: i have like 6 songs uploaded but the band isnt verified yet
Patony Co: ok
Patony Co: when did you sign up
DirtySalad: like 2 days ago
DirtySalad: i have 4 cds of me rappin but there all over stolen beats so now im usin fagby to make beats for me
Patony Co: hehe
DirtySalad: you ever heard of broken fetus
Patony Co: nope
DirtySalad: nevermind then
DirtySalad: you remember your bros friends yoders
Patony Co: why, what are they?
Patony Co: yeah
DirtySalad: there just wierd but i party wit em alot and there a local group i just thought you might have heard of em
Patony Co: hehe, dusty is in jail
DirtySalad: yoders is one of my dealers now
DirtySalad: i talked to dusty
Patony Co: yeah?
Patony Co: what did he have to say
DirtySalad: nuttin much i just talked for a sec. he called yoders from jail when i was at yoders house
Patony Co: oh hehe
DirtySalad: is feed the cats still up and running
Patony Co: nope
Patony Co: but we've got all sorts of just screw around things
DirtySalad: what happened wit that
Patony Co: we started doing new things w/ new people
DirtySalad: you ever hear of phobia
Patony Co: nope
DirtySalad: that was me lenny couch john cunniham and a couple other people
DirtySalad: it was kinda like icp stuff
Patony Co: hehe
Patony Co: that's cool
Patony Co: I knew lenny and john were doing some stuff ... but I didn't know you were involved
DirtySalad: remember my song dirtball mania from back in the day
Patony Co: do you do any rapping w/ willy?
Patony Co: hehe, yeah
DirtySalad: yeah me and lenny and ian started it but then i kinda went solo thats when willy and zac and luke joined em
DirtySalad: i didnt like rappin wit a bunch of people
DirtySalad: but back to dirtball mania on one my cds i rapped that song to the rocky theme
Patony Co: heheheh
DirtySalad: you still live on 4th
Patony Co: yep
Patony Co: same place
Patony Co: i always see you driving around
DirtySalad: you still play bass
Patony Co: yeah
DirtySalad: soon the trooper is going to be yellow
Patony Co: really?
DirtySalad: one of these days we outta fuck around and makea song. you play bass and i'll use my keyboard and rap or sing or whatever
Patony Co: yeah, that'd be awesome
Patony Co: are you graduating this year?
DirtySalad: remember the randy were song
DirtySalad: i already did
DirtySalad: i got home schooling cause i got kicked outta jm and then kicked outta bishop
Patony Co: hehehe
Patony Co: yeah I can't forget the randy song
DirtySalad: we outta do a rand were song remix
DirtySalad: r-a-w stands for raw if ya mess wit em tony break ya jaw
Patony Co: yeah
Patony Co: hehe
Patony Co: go to him for a cheat code!
DirtySalad: lol
Patony Co: are you going to college or anything?
DirtySalad: do you  have kaza
Patony Co: the army?
Patony Co: yeah
DirtySalad: fuck no i'm a failure
Patony Co: hehe

TRASHPTONE

[Ahmed Johnson]

DirtySalad: do you know a kid named chris snow he lives on anadale near you
Patony Co: no, I don't believe so
DirtySalad: about a month ago do you remember a bunch of cops and ambulences being arond the babtist church
Patony Co: I was at school so no
DirtySalad: all well i beat the hell outta im on his front porch and sent him to the hospital
Patony Co: hehehe, that's awesome
Patony Co: did you get any kind of legal actions against you?
DirtySalad signed off at 2:08:59 AM.
DirtySalad signed on at 2:09:04 AM.
DirtySalad: hey i dont know if you said anything or not but i got booted after i said i sent him to the hospital
Patony Co: Patony Co: hehehe, that's awesome
Patony Co: did you get any kind of legal actions against you?
DirtySalad: jonna my ex gf was there when i did it and she called the cops but this is kinda  along story so hold on
Patony Co: ok, hehe
DirtySalad: ok jonna my ex gf i broke up wit her and she started tellin people she was pregnant wit my kid
DirtySalad: she wasnt though
DirtySalad: then she started gettin people to scare every girl that i was talkin 2
DirtySalad: so i saw her and chris her new bf on his front porch so i pulled over and got out and started runnin my mouth just tryin to scare him
DirtySalad: but the dumbass jumped off his porch trying to splash me or sumptin and i just laughed at em and beat the piss outta him
DirtySalad: after i got off of him he was bleedin really really bad so i walked away
Patony Co: hahehaehae
DirtySalad: as i was walkin away i spit on jonna and noticed faggot was gettin back up
DirtySalad: so i walked up and kicked him in the face 3 times as hard as i could
Patony Co: oh man
Patony Co: that's awesome
DirtySalad: i broke his nose and nocked one of his teeth out
DirtySalad: the cops came about 3o sec later
DirtySalad: but i laughed at em and said i wont say anythn till i have my lawye
DirtySalad: lawer
Patony Co: hehe
DirtySalad: i got my lawyer and he talked to there lawyer and they cant press charges cause he swung first
DirtySalad: so actually i can press charges on him
Patony Co: hehe, you should
DirtySalad: nah cause im going to kill em again next time i see him but he dont leave his house anymore after that
Patony Co: how long ago was this?
DirtySalad: abut a month ago max
DirtySalad: but ill beat his ass again and if he trys pressin charges on me i'll counter sue his ass for the first fight so i can beat him up one more time without gettin in trouble
Patony Co: hehe
DirtySalad: i was tellin my friends a story the other day about us..remember a long time ago when you had that red car and we were by berrys market and i flicked my smoke in that guys face
Patony Co: oh yeah
Patony Co: I totally forgot about that
Patony Co: hehehe
DirtySalad: did you watch the news today by any chance
Patony Co: nope
Patony Co: I was gone all day
Patony Co: why?
DirtySalad: they were doing a special on bethany college about people gettin arested for pickin shrooms up there and one of my friends is the one that got busted. the rest of us took off runnin threw the woods and never got caught
Patony Co: hehe
Patony Co: you don't do time for just possession of shrooms do you?
DirtySalad: yeah
Patony Co: oh really, that sucks
DirtySalad: buts hes under 18
DirtySalad: so hes only get sent away for 6 weeks
DirtySalad: you still hang out wit travis
Patony Co: yeah
DirtySalad: theres a show that broken fetus is going to be at this weekend in new martiville i think..there should be alot of punk and heavy bands there
Patony Co: cool, what day?
Patony Co: damn this stupid internet!
DirtySalad: did u get boooted
Patony Co: yeah
DirtySalad: did you get what i said about the flyer
Patony Co: no
DirtySalad: im going up to beaver macs i think tomorw cause hes my dope dealer 2 and i'm gettin the flyer for it and i'll email you one or somptin
DirtySalad: i might be able to get you in for free 2
Patony Co: cool
DirtySalad: i'll see what kinda bands are going to be there..broken fetus is rap but like nine inch nail rap or somptin but they usually perform wit punk and huka bands
Patony Co: cool
Patony Co: if I'm not busy I'll try to come
DirtySalad: did you get the part about the flyer
Patony Co: that's the last thing I read
DirtySalad: yeah then i think i said im goin to his house tomrow and getttin a flyer and i'll email it to ya or somptin in case you wanna go
Patony Co: oh yeah, i got that

ANDTHENTHEREWASMORE

[Ahmed Johnson]

Patony Co: you guys still live in the same place?
DirtySalad: me and anthonys band sucks kinda bad right now but we only started like 3 weeks ago but were gettin better
DirtySalad: yeah
Patony Co: is your mom still w/ howard?
DirtySalad: yeah unfortunally
Patony Co: hehe
Patony Co: I can't wait to hear you guys
DirtySalad: howard has 4 fake teeth now
Patony Co: heheh
DirtySalad: he tried strangling me so i knocked him out
Patony Co: what did he strangle you for?
DirtySalad: hes an alcoholic fag
Patony Co: hehe, oh yeah
Patony Co: how could I have forgot that
DirtySalad: after i punched him my mom goldberged him
Patony Co: hehehehe
Patony Co: man, I wish I could ahve seen that
DirtySalad: i was scared to death
DirtySalad: i punched him and his 2 front teeth went flyin out.he dropped..got back up and was ready to kill me
Patony Co: how long ago was this?
DirtySalad: but its funny now when he eats he has to take his 4 front teeth out there kinda like dentures
DirtySalad: about a year
Patony Co: hehe
DirtySalad: you know oakey hill and mark grey
Patony Co: yeahDirtySalad: i was gettin drunk wit em out fish creek about a month ago and they got drunk and wanted to fight me and all my friends cause were niggers and he punched out my window and i was stuck in a ditch while he was hittin my car and kickin it so iput it in 4wheel drive and got outta the hole and they both jumped on my car and i drove over like a 10 foot drop off back onto the road and they went flyin it was funny
Patony Co: hehe, wow
Patony Co: ok, well I'm going to leave now
Patony Co: later
Patony Co: let me know about that show
DirtySalad: later
DirtySalad: aight tomrow be online around 11 or 13
DirtySalad: 12 i mean
Patony Co: hehe


MDEANCAIN

[nick_of_c]

i believe that's 3 posts of trash right there sucka.

[grandpa_rocks]

spells like dange

[Ahmed Johnson]

Looks a lot like Dange as well.  b00m!  Mark me down for 10 points on that one!


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