Post by XBrassKnucksX on Apr 20, 2002 11:10:08 GMT -5
So, as another year comes to pass for Ol' Boss.. the strep throat starts to wind down, and the birthday presents start to roll in.
So, as the first official one came a few weeks ago from the Jizz, I received copy of the Madball 'Been There, Done That' 7" that I have been in need of to finish off my collection. And by the way, 'I don't want to be a fool. Because, FOOLS DIE!'
Then today, I open my mail to find an envelope from my sister. I open it to find a card for me, and something wrapped up. Of course, I can tell it is a book, and my mind immediately says, "Oh shit! I guess this means I have to start reading again." Keep in mind, that I haven't really read anything except for a few magazines for the past 2 years now...... Anyway, I reluctantly, and somewhat nervously open the wrapping on the book.. and what treasure do I find beneath the myseterious brown paper....?
A Novel by Jordan Horowitz
Based on the Screenplay Written by Judd Apatow & Steven Brill
Now a Motion Picture from Walt Disney Pictures
In association with Caravan Pictures
Walt Disney Pictures presents:
HEAVYWEIGHTS! The Novel!
Best fucking book I have ever seen in my entire life!!! I can actually start reading again! This will suffice when I can't have a tv/vcr around with me, like on road trips, and when I am waiting outside of various venues for shows to start.
I've only read to page 8 so far, because I wanted to make this post, but things seem to be really weird. The book came out after the movie, so they of course tried to make it go along with it, but some stuff got added in so they could take out parts in the movieline that are more inclined to Visual Aid only.
In the beginning, still at school, Gerry has a friend named Ron & they are in the A/V Club, and one little thing that I wish was in the movie is that in the book, a high school senior skates by on roller blades & punches Gerry in his fucking back. That is comedy right there. Oh, and Gerry has an older brother, who also punches him in his shoulder. It would have been a lot funnier in the movie to see the fat kids get beat up more often.
This changes are very funny to check out, but I am more than infuriated at the fact that, in the pictures section of the book, they keep referring to Philip (the red-head kid who was also in The Mighty Ducks) as Nicholas, the fucking porker from England.
At any rate, I'm sure this is going to be great. Back to reading my friends!!
SHE SHOULD HAVE SENT A MINIATURE HORSE TOO!
So, as the first official one came a few weeks ago from the Jizz, I received copy of the Madball 'Been There, Done That' 7" that I have been in need of to finish off my collection. And by the way, 'I don't want to be a fool. Because, FOOLS DIE!'
Then today, I open my mail to find an envelope from my sister. I open it to find a card for me, and something wrapped up. Of course, I can tell it is a book, and my mind immediately says, "Oh shit! I guess this means I have to start reading again." Keep in mind, that I haven't really read anything except for a few magazines for the past 2 years now...... Anyway, I reluctantly, and somewhat nervously open the wrapping on the book.. and what treasure do I find beneath the myseterious brown paper....?
A Novel by Jordan Horowitz
Based on the Screenplay Written by Judd Apatow & Steven Brill
Now a Motion Picture from Walt Disney Pictures
In association with Caravan Pictures
Walt Disney Pictures presents:
HEAVYWEIGHTS! The Novel!
Best fucking book I have ever seen in my entire life!!! I can actually start reading again! This will suffice when I can't have a tv/vcr around with me, like on road trips, and when I am waiting outside of various venues for shows to start.
I've only read to page 8 so far, because I wanted to make this post, but things seem to be really weird. The book came out after the movie, so they of course tried to make it go along with it, but some stuff got added in so they could take out parts in the movieline that are more inclined to Visual Aid only.
In the beginning, still at school, Gerry has a friend named Ron & they are in the A/V Club, and one little thing that I wish was in the movie is that in the book, a high school senior skates by on roller blades & punches Gerry in his fucking back. That is comedy right there. Oh, and Gerry has an older brother, who also punches him in his shoulder. It would have been a lot funnier in the movie to see the fat kids get beat up more often.
This changes are very funny to check out, but I am more than infuriated at the fact that, in the pictures section of the book, they keep referring to Philip (the red-head kid who was also in The Mighty Ducks) as Nicholas, the fucking porker from England.
At any rate, I'm sure this is going to be great. Back to reading my friends!!
SHE SHOULD HAVE SENT A MINIATURE HORSE TOO!
