Just mark me down as King p00se!

[XBrassKnucksX]

MINIATUREHORSEFARM

Well, we can all stop arguing about who is the real King p00se from now on.... because it is me.

THEYKILLEDTHEBLOB

Ol' Boss is breaking down, I've got some form of strep throat or some shit. And it's driving me insane. I have done everything I can to shake it, and that is obviously not going to happen.

YOU'REGONNALOVETHEBUSHKINS!

Seriously, it's 5 in the fucking morning, I have the worst headache ever, I've taken all my medicine for the day, and not even watching Good Burger mutliple times will make me feel any better.

WATCHOUTFORSALAMISAM!

Feel free to send boxes of wine and shitty demo tapes of bands like Tattered Flesh & DevilSpeed You White Fucker to my house. I've already gone crazy enough, might as well just send me to the fucking looney bin, where I can at least have some padded walls.

EBAYMYLIFEAWAY

Oh yeah, I found out that I have low blood pressure too, so they advised me to be careful when I stand up from now on, because if I do it too quickly, I might pass out, fall, and dent the King p00se crown.

FARFANUGEN

I don't know what i'm saying.

X.STREPUPINTHISMUTHA.X

WEARINGONEOFSTEVE'SFRATSHIRTSTHATISTOLE

And I can't swallow either, so that means no food for me. As soon as this shit clears up, if ever, I'll be going on an eating binge in my house for days to make up for lost calories. Prepare for Boss to gain 20 pounds.

Islanders fan, huh? Team of the future I say... Roger Johnson.... Hi Jerry... Mr. Johnson is here to talk to you about a very special summer camp Jerry.  A camp designed just for you!         .........           WOW! Go-Karts! How many times can you go on the go-karts?!?! As much as you want. But be careful, they can be addicting!

Hi! I'm Pat Finley, and I've been coming to Camp Hope for the last 18 years, why? Because Camp Hope is the fun & easy way to lose weight!      It's a fat camp! I'm not going to camp with a bunch of fat loads!     Now that's not kind Jerry!    You're fatter than I am! Why don't you go to the camp?    You show your father some respect!    We'll have a little pow-wow, and call you with our decision by the end of the week.


HOLYFUCK!ITHINKMYHEADISSPLITTINGAPART!

My sister said that one of her friends spotted Prick Ta Life at a Spencer's in the Martinsburg, Maryland mall. He must have been buying that skull fountain for my birthday.

[Mr. Danger]

Dang boss that sucks. I hope you start feeling better soon. Trash Throat sucks! When you feel  better lets go do the x-men arcade machine  ;D .

[Ahmed Johnson]

Boss, if you were a horse you know we'd have to shoot you.  It's a sad day when GoodBurger doesn't cure your ailments.  

CUNTLICKING

[Stove]

what would we do if Boss was a miniature horse? I really wish I could have seen the farm, it sounds like a party. What was your sister doing visiting a miniature horse farm, anyways?

Speaking of Dylan being out of control, I had a dream last night that Steve, Night, Dylan and I were sitting at this table at this bar. This young boy walks up to Dylan and gets like right in Dylan's space &  he asked him "would you like to buy some candy bars?" and Dylan grabs a handful of caramellos out of the kids hand and hands the kid a wad of money... we all give dylan a weird look and he smiles real big and yells "this will last me all summer!" and I guess that was it.

BEN FOSTER FIVE

[Mr. Danger]

being sick is for pooses so don't be a steve-o, mr boss..get betta sukka!

[XBrassKnucksX]

Stove, my sister wasn't visiting a miniature horse farm, I must have gotten confused when I told you about it, I was pretty lightheaded because of lack of food & water for the past 4 days. Anyway - her college is about 10 minutes away from a miniature horse farm. I think, if we all got together, got dressed up, and you guys tried to get them into contract negotiations like you do with the goons over at the mall. We could all walk out wit a horse in each arm as 'loaner' mini-horsies. That'd be fucking fun. They don't do much besides stand around, eat, and look fucking badass.. but it would be worth it.

When will everyone be home so we can go to The White Palace & conquer the 6-man X-men arcade game?

Ahmed Johnson - I bet if I was a horse, and you shot me, they'd use me for meat in one of the Mondo Burgers that they serve across the street from Good Burger.

I think Steve's ailments all spring from eating too much food & smoking. So that's all up to him to fix. My diseases just come from being a lunatic.

By the way, how would everyone feel if I tried to book Sick Of It All at the fire hall sometime?



And now I'll leave you with a quote from Abe Vigoda in Good Burger (I'm surprised they let this one slide, it was a Nickelodeon film.) "Could someone give me a ride to the hospital? I think I broke my ass."

[Ahmed Johnson]

Boss, I'll be home on May 1st.  

And speaking of Nick films and thing slipping  by.  In Snow Day this girl comes out of the bathroom and you can see her nipples as plain as day.  They have no shame in being dirtay!

WORLDWARNERBROS