i miss this kid

[Madperfesssa]

a couple of weeks ago logan had surgery on his ass to remove a cyst.

MadPrafessa: whats new with you ?
MadPrafessa: hows the tumor on your asshole ?
SickSk8er9: excellent
SickSk8er9: but i was just taking a shit
SickSk8er9: and experienced a little drainage
SickSk8er9: a pussy bloody substance
SickSk8er9: and it tasted funny too
MadPrafessa: what ?!
MadPrafessa: really?"
SickSk8er9: haha
MadPrafessa: hehaha... you sick fuck.... hehahahahe
SickSk8er9: i didnt taste it
SickSk8er9: but it looked funny
MadPrafessa: you might want to check that ou thtough
SickSk8er9: yeah
MadPrafessa: really ? i thought you really tyasted it
SickSk8er9: haha
SickSk8er9: i dont want to have to get my ass amputated
MadPrafessa: hehaha... that might work out good for you
MadPrafessa: no more looking funny when you ran... or hair issues
SickSk8er9: now i am feeling a slight burning sensation
SickSk8er9: haha
MadPrafessa: man that sucks... and its not something you can ask your mom about
SickSk8er9: i know
SickSk8er9: that is what sucks
SickSk8er9: i had to get an enema the night before
SickSk8er9: and my mom was on the kitchen floor showing me how to take it
SickSk8er9: with her ass sticking up in the air
SickSk8er9: i couldnt handle it
MadPrafessa: hehahahah
SickSk8er9: then she was asking me if i wanted her to do it for me
MadPrafessa: you sick fuck
MadPrafessa: hehaha.... i am dying over her
MadPrafessa: e
SickSk8er9: she wasnt naked when she was demonstrating
MadPrafessa: wait... are you fucking serious ?!
MadPrafessa: you actually got an enema >?
SickSk8er9: haha
SickSk8er9: yeah
SickSk8er9: it sucked
SickSk8er9: i did it myself
SickSk8er9: wait
SickSk8er9: you never had an enema?
SickSk8er9: i recomend it
SickSk8er9: you feel refreshed
MadPrafessa: what ?
MadPrafessa: are you serious dude ?
MadPrafessa: you got an enema ?
MadPrafessa: and your mom told you how to do it
SickSk8er9: haha
SickSk8er9: yeah
MadPrafessa: what !?!?
SickSk8er9: i knew how to do it
MadPrafessa: no fucking way
MadPrafessa: what for ?
SickSk8er9: the surgery
MadPrafessa: youve done it before
MadPrafessa: hehahahahahe
MadPrafessa: that is crazy
SickSk8er9: that way i didnt shit my pants while they were doing it
MadPrafessa: dude... tell me all about it
MadPrafessa: i want to kjnow the enema process
SickSk8er9: ok
MadPrafessa: oh my god
MadPrafessa: hhehaha
SickSk8er9: first you remove it from the box

[Madperfesssa]

MadPrafessa: ive seena shampagne enama on a pron
SickSk8er9: the bottle has a soft lubricated tip on it
SickSk8er9: you get on all fours and stick your ass in the air
SickSk8er9: and gently insert the lubricated tip into the rectum using a side to side motion
SickSk8er9: once the tip is completely inserted squeaze about the whole bottle in your ass
MadPrafessa: was that the first time you stuck something upo your ass and how far does it go up
SickSk8er9: your gonna feel funny
MadPrafessa: i dont think i could do it
SickSk8er9: and water is going to be running down your legs and shit if you dont get in
SickSk8er9: goes in about and inch or so
SickSk8er9: very gentle though
SickSk8er9: you can force it
SickSk8er9: you might irratate the rectum
SickSk8er9: once you are filled upi
SickSk8er9: you just sit on the shitter
MadPrafessa: hehehhhaha
SickSk8er9: till you feel like you gotta shit
SickSk8er9: then just let it go
SickSk8er9: it is just like water
MadPrafessa: wow
SickSk8er9: haha
SickSk8er9: that is what i said
MadPrafessa: tell me about your mom telling you
MadPrafessa: i am telling hal about it now
SickSk8er9: well she handed it to me in the kitchen
SickSk8er9: she was like you get down
SickSk8er9: stick your butt in the air
SickSk8er9: and she was really gettin down on the floor and sticking her but in the air
SickSk8er9: then she stuck her hand behind he butt and was pretending she was giving herself an enema
MadPrafessa: does shit run down your leg
SickSk8er9: after she got that far
SickSk8er9: not shit
SickSk8er9: water does though
MadPrafessa: hal was thougroughly entertained
SickSk8er9: haha
MadPrafessa: oh my god
SickSk8er9: it is definatley a story i am going ot tell my grand kids
MadPrafessa: thgis is great dude
SickSk8er9: my first enema
MadPrafessa: can i poist this convo on the message board
MadPrafessa: hehaha
SickSk8er9: sure
MadPrafessa: i am going to tell my grandchildren about your first enama
MadPrafessa: sweet
SickSk8er9: wait a second
SickSk8er9: if you post that
SickSk8er9: i may never get laid
MadPrafessa: are you expecting to get laid by night hornack and Ahmed Johnson ?
MadPrafessa: hehe
MadPrafessa: no girls read it dude hehe
SickSk8er9: haha
MadPrafessa: this is gold... it must be shared
SickSk8er9: haha
MadPrafessa: so when you pour it into your ass it doesnt automatically shoot out your ass until you have to shit ?
MadPrafessa: and how much water is it ?
SickSk8er9: about half of a pepsi
SickSk8er9: or a little more
SickSk8er9: you got to hold it as long as you can
MadPrafessa: i see i see
MadPrafessa: i bet its super refreshing though huh ?
SickSk8er9: i held it for about 3 minutes then i had to let it loose
MadPrafessa: sweet
SickSk8er9: yeah
SickSk8er9: it is
MadPrafessa: is it hard to hold ?
SickSk8er9: i recomend and enema to anyone
continued

SickSk8er9: an enema*
SickSk8er9: umm
SickSk8er9: not too hard to hold
MadPrafessa: sweet
MadPrafessa: that is so funny about your mom telling you how
MadPrafessa: hehaha
SickSk8er9: yeah it was definately something else
MadPrafessa: hehe
SickSk8er9: well i am glad i could share my enema story with you
SickSk8er9: i am going to bed

[Ahmed Johnson]

Man, I wish I could have been there to observe that.  Too funny!

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