Post by Ahmed Johnson on Apr 10, 2002 0:10:05 GMT -5
Here is a little sketch that I wrote up. Happy halloween!
INT. PLANE
A LARGE GROUP OF SHADY LOOKING CHARACTERS SIT IN THE SEATS OF THE AIRPLANE. EACH OF THEM SEEMS NERVOUS. PASSENGER 1 RISES FROM HIS SEAT FULL OF ANXIETY.
PASSENGER 1
Nobody try anything funny! I have placed a bomb on this plane …<br>
PASSENGER 2
Hold up … You put a bomb on the plane?
PASSENGER 1
Hey dirtbag, did you not just hear me … nothing funny!
PASSENGER 2
Yeah, I heard you alight, but it’s just that …. I also have placed a bomb on the plane! Everyone better remain calm or I’ll blow this sucka up!
PASSENGER 1
No shit? You put a bomb on the plane too? That is weird
PASSENGER 2
I did! So you all better just listen to me!
PASSENGER 1
Listen to you? You remember friend, that I also have placed a bomb. And I announced my bomb first, so therefore they will listen to I.
PASSENGER 2
Point taken. So what’s the size of your bomb?
PASSENGER 3
Gentlemen … I’m sorry to interrupt your terrorist speeches, but if you could just give me a few minutes I have something to say.
PASSENGER 1
And who the fuck are you?
PASSENGER 3
One moment … <pulls out a piece of paper, clears his throat, and begins reading like he is giving a speech> Ladies and Gentlemen of this plane, we are now flying at 20,000 feet and it is high time to tell you that I have placed a bomb on this plane …<br>
PASSENGER 2
You’ve got to be kidding me!
PASSENGER 3
Shhh! <starts reading again> I have place a bomb on this plane and I will detonate …<br>
PASSENGER 2
What the fuck is this guy!
PASSENGER 3
Dude, just let me finish! <starts again> I will detonate if forced to. I mean no hatred toward any of you fine passengers …<br>
PASSENGER 2
What do you mean “you mean no hatred” you’re planning on fucking blowing up the plane and killing us all.
PASSENGER 3
Damn! I lost my place! <rips paper up> I’m sorry, I’m not good at this whole terrorist thing.
PASSENGER 1
No, I think you did fine. You’ve just got to be more confident.
PASSENGER 2
This is ridiculous. That speech was horrible.
PASSENGER 1
Yours was pretty bad as well.
PASSENGER 2
I didn’t even get to mine! I did the quick version because you were already going on and on about your little thing.
PASSENGER 3
All you fucking cocksuckers will die if you move!
PASSENGER 1
That’s the spirit!
PASSENGER 2
Oh my God! Before this madness continues, are there any other terrorist on this plane we should know about?
ALL THE PASSENGERS BUT ONE ON THE PLANE RAISE THEIR HANDS SLOWLY.
PASSENGER 2
You mean to tell me, that all of us put bombs on the plane? This can’t be happening!
PASSENGER 4
Actually, sir … I’m just a hostage … I was going to visit my grandma
PASSENGER 2
You are my hostage!
PASSENGER 1
My speech was first!
EVERYONE ON THE PLANE BEGINS TO ARGUE.
PASSENGER 1
Wait a minute! Who’s flying the plane!?!
CUT TO FOOTAGE OF PLANE CRASHING INTO THE WORLD TRADE CENTER.
THEEND
AIR SCARE
INT. PLANE
A LARGE GROUP OF SHADY LOOKING CHARACTERS SIT IN THE SEATS OF THE AIRPLANE. EACH OF THEM SEEMS NERVOUS. PASSENGER 1 RISES FROM HIS SEAT FULL OF ANXIETY.
PASSENGER 1
Nobody try anything funny! I have placed a bomb on this plane …<br>
PASSENGER 2
Hold up … You put a bomb on the plane?
PASSENGER 1
Hey dirtbag, did you not just hear me … nothing funny!
PASSENGER 2
Yeah, I heard you alight, but it’s just that …. I also have placed a bomb on the plane! Everyone better remain calm or I’ll blow this sucka up!
PASSENGER 1
No shit? You put a bomb on the plane too? That is weird
PASSENGER 2
I did! So you all better just listen to me!
PASSENGER 1
Listen to you? You remember friend, that I also have placed a bomb. And I announced my bomb first, so therefore they will listen to I.
PASSENGER 2
Point taken. So what’s the size of your bomb?
PASSENGER 3
Gentlemen … I’m sorry to interrupt your terrorist speeches, but if you could just give me a few minutes I have something to say.
PASSENGER 1
And who the fuck are you?
PASSENGER 3
One moment … <pulls out a piece of paper, clears his throat, and begins reading like he is giving a speech> Ladies and Gentlemen of this plane, we are now flying at 20,000 feet and it is high time to tell you that I have placed a bomb on this plane …<br>
PASSENGER 2
You’ve got to be kidding me!
PASSENGER 3
Shhh! <starts reading again> I have place a bomb on this plane and I will detonate …<br>
PASSENGER 2
What the fuck is this guy!
PASSENGER 3
Dude, just let me finish! <starts again> I will detonate if forced to. I mean no hatred toward any of you fine passengers …<br>
PASSENGER 2
What do you mean “you mean no hatred” you’re planning on fucking blowing up the plane and killing us all.
PASSENGER 3
Damn! I lost my place! <rips paper up> I’m sorry, I’m not good at this whole terrorist thing.
PASSENGER 1
No, I think you did fine. You’ve just got to be more confident.
PASSENGER 2
This is ridiculous. That speech was horrible.
PASSENGER 1
Yours was pretty bad as well.
PASSENGER 2
I didn’t even get to mine! I did the quick version because you were already going on and on about your little thing.
PASSENGER 3
All you fucking cocksuckers will die if you move!
PASSENGER 1
That’s the spirit!
PASSENGER 2
Oh my God! Before this madness continues, are there any other terrorist on this plane we should know about?
ALL THE PASSENGERS BUT ONE ON THE PLANE RAISE THEIR HANDS SLOWLY.
PASSENGER 2
You mean to tell me, that all of us put bombs on the plane? This can’t be happening!
PASSENGER 4
Actually, sir … I’m just a hostage … I was going to visit my grandma
PASSENGER 2
You are my hostage!
PASSENGER 1
My speech was first!
EVERYONE ON THE PLANE BEGINS TO ARGUE.
PASSENGER 1
Wait a minute! Who’s flying the plane!?!
CUT TO FOOTAGE OF PLANE CRASHING INTO THE WORLD TRADE CENTER.
THEEND
