Post by Ahmed Johnson on Feb 21, 2002 18:15:15 GMT -5
Today after having my life wasted I had to get on the bus to come home. While on the bus the following story took place:
I'm sitting up front having a fun old time, when this woman comes to the front and starts talking to the bus driver. She is like "bus driver there is a man in the back that's calling me all these names, and blowing snot at me, and he said that if I moved he was going to kill me." So the bus driver is like "ok, just sit up front." We keep on going and the woman starts telling the woman beside her the story. She's like "He was calling me a fucking whore, and saying he was going to kill my ass." So like I'm kind of laughing to myself, and I want to turn around to look to see who the guy is, but I don't. And then the woman is like "bus driver you need to do something, throw this guy off the bus or call someone." And then all of a sudden from the back the guy is like "why don't you shut your mouth!" And he is clearly wasted. Then the woman starts yelling really loud, "I outta bust your face! You called me a fucking whore! You can't threaten me!" And the bus driver is like "calm down mam, Sir! just leave her alone." And the guy yells "ok! I'm sorry . . " And the woman is like "bus driver kick this man off!" And the guy is like "shut your ass up!" and then mumbled some other things. So they are arguing back and forth. And the bus driver keeps yelling for both of them to shut up. The woman gets up and is like "Let me off this bus. I can't believe you're going to let this man threaten me, I'm going to report you." The bus driver finally pulls over and the woman looks back at the guy and is like "what! Come on, get off the bus tough guy." And she steps off, and then the drunken fool staggers down the row and gets off. Then everyone on the bus is laughing and watching them. And as the bus pulls away, the woman is yelling at the man, and the man at her. About 5 minutes later over the little radio the bus driver has there is a woman's voice and it is like "there's a woman on the bus that says a man is threatening her with a knife."
It was really funny. I wonder if the guy has murdered the woman yet, or vice versa.
FRENCHOPENHOUSE
I'm sitting up front having a fun old time, when this woman comes to the front and starts talking to the bus driver. She is like "bus driver there is a man in the back that's calling me all these names, and blowing snot at me, and he said that if I moved he was going to kill me." So the bus driver is like "ok, just sit up front." We keep on going and the woman starts telling the woman beside her the story. She's like "He was calling me a fucking whore, and saying he was going to kill my ass." So like I'm kind of laughing to myself, and I want to turn around to look to see who the guy is, but I don't. And then the woman is like "bus driver you need to do something, throw this guy off the bus or call someone." And then all of a sudden from the back the guy is like "why don't you shut your mouth!" And he is clearly wasted. Then the woman starts yelling really loud, "I outta bust your face! You called me a fucking whore! You can't threaten me!" And the bus driver is like "calm down mam, Sir! just leave her alone." And the guy yells "ok! I'm sorry . . " And the woman is like "bus driver kick this man off!" And the guy is like "shut your ass up!" and then mumbled some other things. So they are arguing back and forth. And the bus driver keeps yelling for both of them to shut up. The woman gets up and is like "Let me off this bus. I can't believe you're going to let this man threaten me, I'm going to report you." The bus driver finally pulls over and the woman looks back at the guy and is like "what! Come on, get off the bus tough guy." And she steps off, and then the drunken fool staggers down the row and gets off. Then everyone on the bus is laughing and watching them. And as the bus pulls away, the woman is yelling at the man, and the man at her. About 5 minutes later over the little radio the bus driver has there is a woman's voice and it is like "there's a woman on the bus that says a man is threatening her with a knife."
It was really funny. I wonder if the guy has murdered the woman yet, or vice versa.
FRENCHOPENHOUSE
