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DMX
Feb 6, 2002 18:15:56 GMT -5
Post by Ahmed Johnson on Feb 6, 2002 18:15:56 GMT -5
Well, I just got back from the bathroom and my chest has been aching all evening, and well I took a big dump. And well, when I was complete I looked in toilet and it was filled w/ blood. So I took a big shit of blood. Hehe, it didn't hurt or anything, but it was real weird.
ISHITBLOOD!
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DMX
Feb 6, 2002 19:21:36 GMT -5
Post by Ahmed Johnson on Feb 6, 2002 19:21:36 GMT -5
Actually after further tests, I am urinating blood. So I am no longer like DMX. Me es sad.
FATGIRL
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DMX
Feb 6, 2002 19:24:22 GMT -5
Post by T-Rex on Feb 6, 2002 19:24:22 GMT -5
if that's true you need to see a doctor...everytime i go to the doctors they ask me if im pooping blood, i guess it indicates bad things
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DMX
Feb 7, 2002 1:16:09 GMT -5
Post by Ahmed Johnson on Feb 7, 2002 1:16:09 GMT -5
I think I've beat it! After coming home from el cinemas I was still pissing blood and hurting in my stomach/chest region. And then well I drank some fruit punch, and just went and took a piss when I was brushing my teeth and now there are still traces of blood, but it's very faint now. Also the pain is kind of subsided. Can't nobody hold me down.
DIRECTSWEAT
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DMX
Feb 7, 2002 11:02:17 GMT -5
Post by Mr. Danger on Feb 7, 2002 11:02:17 GMT -5
wth!
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DMX
Feb 10, 2002 19:30:04 GMT -5
Post by Benicio on Feb 10, 2002 19:30:04 GMT -5
Aw man, no one pisses blood for no reson!! I highly suggest you see a doctor even if it has stopped! www.healthsquare.com/fgwh/wh1ch01p4.htmI found this stuff too: Even a small amount of blood in the urine can be a sign of a serious condition. Therefore, it should never be ignored. The most common explanation for this problem, called hematuria, is a urinary tract infection. Blockage of or damage to the urethra or other problems with the bladder, can produce bloody urine as well. Several problems in the kidneys can also cause hematuria. Possible conditions and other associated symptoms are: Kidney stone (symptoms: sudden pain in side and groin) Blood clots in the kidney Infection (symptoms: fever, back pain, nausea, painful stomach or abdomen, and painful urination) Tumor (symptoms: abdominal pain, fever, weight loss, and high blood pressure) Toxic medications or poisons (symptoms: drugs or chemicals processed out of the body through the kidneys can damage the tissue if taken in dangerously high amounts; symptoms of overdose will vary) Problems elsewhere in the body that can cause blood in the urine include internal bleeding, hemophilia, leukemia, and other blood disorders. In a few patients, no explanation is found. Ahmed Johnson may also have Diabetes or prostrate cancer! SEE A DOCTOR FOOL!! Ahmed JohnsonISDIEINGONUS
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DMX
Feb 10, 2002 19:33:33 GMT -5
Post by Benicio on Feb 10, 2002 19:33:33 GMT -5
Aw man It sounds like Cancer symptoms!!! Don't Die!!
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DMX
Feb 11, 2002 21:25:02 GMT -5
Post by Benicio on Feb 11, 2002 21:25:02 GMT -5
Man some one tell me if Ahmed Johnson is dieing! or is this a sick joke. If it is it better not carry into this weekend!
LOOSINGCONCERN,GAININGFRUSTRATION
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DMX
Feb 12, 2002 0:11:08 GMT -5
Post by T-Rex on Feb 12, 2002 0:11:08 GMT -5
gittle lay for dylan benicio? i mean he's my friend and all...but wow, websites dedicated to the Ahmed Johnson, research on his (literally) shit, im waiting for the "i have lucid dreams about Ahmed Johnson where i seduce him and make him into my sexual slave" tattoo across your face.
=marken came to work at 4pm floating high as a kite=
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DMX
Feb 12, 2002 2:08:12 GMT -5
Post by Ahmed Johnson on Feb 12, 2002 2:08:12 GMT -5
Um, can you not read? If you refer to a few posts back you will see that I won that night. I am very proud of the blood, but a little disappointed. I was hoping for a trip to the hospital or something. It would have been amazing like if I would have passed out somewhere and woken up in a hospital bed. 'Tis a dream of mine!
WHITNEYNIGHTINGALESINGSTHEBLUES
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DMX
Feb 12, 2002 14:00:37 GMT -5
Post by Ahmed Johnson on Feb 12, 2002 14:00:37 GMT -5
Alright, well Dr. Caligari was about to give me some answers on why I was pissing blood, when out of nowhere his somnambulist, Cesare revives and murders me.
Actually, the reason I was pissing blood is because somehow some blood cells reentered my body during the "filler up" period, and well my body rejected these "foreigners" and they had to get rid of them. So, naturally they just came out through my cock. The pain in my "chest/stomach" region was independent and most likely caused by gastric material.
WHITNEYANDAMEDROSEXINITUPINACOT
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DMX
Feb 12, 2002 15:18:42 GMT -5
Post by Stove on Feb 12, 2002 15:18:42 GMT -5
that's too bad that you didn't piss out the saline solution, your cock woulda froze like a brooklyn bitchs pc
BRADEN PLAYED DONT CALL ME WHITE LAST NIGHT... SOMEBODY SHOOT ME IN THE FACE
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DMX
Feb 12, 2002 16:53:18 GMT -5
Post by Ahmed Johnson on Feb 12, 2002 16:53:18 GMT -5
Yeah, it seems like the employees there came straight off the street. Like it's real ghetto, and probbaly they were just like "hey, these people donate so much lets just give them jobs." They hooked me up and like I see blood leaking out of the tube all over my pants and on the chair and stuff, and the guy is like "whoops it's not connected!" And then like 2 minutes later the machine goes balistic and he is like "whoops there is a big pinch here." And my arm felt like it was going to explode that day. Hehe. And like the past 2 times some of my blood has got into the plasma bottle and made it turn like maroon.
Yeah, well I guess I'm going to keep going. I need the Kaching!
LIKEAPARASITEIWANTTOHAVESEXWITHTHEWHIZ
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DMX
Feb 12, 2002 19:54:33 GMT -5
Post by Benicio on Feb 12, 2002 19:54:33 GMT -5
Shut up Trav. I thought Ahmed Johnson might have cancer from the information he gave. Fuck, I'll just for go caring about your lives from now on if your all so uncomfortable with it! TRAVISANASSWART
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DMX
Feb 12, 2002 22:24:10 GMT -5
Post by Steve All-Star on Feb 12, 2002 22:24:10 GMT -5
Look out for number one.
SPOCKROCKER
-Jizz
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