Pilly-action

[Edward_Norton]

What a pleasant surprise?! I get online and go on my FATMIKEBURKETT sn and  I wasn't even planning to talk to Pill and he IMs me!!!


NOFX158: whats up buddy
FatMikeBurkett: hey there
FatMikeBurkett: whats shakin'
FatMikeBurkett: ?
NOFX158: I'm greatly disapointed that you moved
FatMikeBurkett: yeah, it was a tough transition...
NOFX158: I'm crying inside.
FatMikeBurkett: me too...
NOFX158: hah
FatMikeBurkett: on the outside actually
NOFX158: but ya know...you messed up too many times on your stories bub
FatMikeBurkett: what???
FatMikeBurkett: do you know who this is???
NOFX158: see..the 1st time I talked to you on the phone..you said I gave you the money at a bar...but then you tried saying I gace it to you at a show
NOFX158: then..when you called before you left..you said you didn't have a car...yet a few minutes later...you all of a sudden had a '90 Pontiac
FatMikeBurkett: Have you ever seen  the movie momento?
NOFX158: no
FatMikeBurkett: damn...
FatMikeBurkett: good movie...
NOFX158: why are you changing the subject ?
FatMikeBurkett: Well... I have a condition you see...
NOFX158: oh yea?
FatMikeBurkett: Its a neural disorder actually...
NOFX158: so......
FatMikeBurkett: My brain distorts facts and it gets all jumbled up, I also have a very poor memory...
FatMikeBurkett: Do you know Dustin Games?
NOFX158: oh...and we can't forget about the 1st time I talked to you on the phone...you said you have never talked to me on the computer...because you didn't have one
NOFX158: no...why
FatMikeBurkett: oh, he said he wanted to kick your ass...
FatMikeBurkett: I don't know why either
FatMikeBurkett: he said something about you banging his girlfriend
NOFX158: ok..anyways...I'm off to eat
NOFX158: thats real great
NOFX158: is that a real name...cause I know yours is fake ?
FatMikeBurkett: No... that is a real name alright
NOFX158: I'm outta here...Later
FatMikeBurkett: beware dude
FatMikeBurkett: he is rough as hell...
FatMikeBurkett: peace


DUSTINSGOTMYBACK

[Ahmed Johnson]

Nort you pretty much ruined the prank!  It isn't very funny now that he knows it's clearly just someone he knows messin with him.  If you wanted to mess with him on the net you should have got a different identity.  FM's character was supposed to have moved on to a different city and was just going to forget about the money until maybe he stumbled back into town and needed the cash.  But now it's obvious that we can't do that.  I guess we can officially close this prank.  

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[Steve All-Star]

"Smooth move, Ex-Lax."
   -Donkey Lips

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-Jizz

[Edward_Norton]

You guys are being complete jerks. Well whatever, just go ahead and file me away as another Nick Frame, Antwon or 14x or any of those guys you make fun of 'cause I'm done posting on here. I'm sick of being antagonized and I'm sick of your elitism in general.

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[Steve All-Star]

I had done that a long time ago.  18 Visions at Laga on Feb. 22nd, baby!

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-Jizz

[Ahmed Johnson]

Nort, I didn't even yell at you.  Yes, I was mad that you kind of ruined the prank, but oh well it's not the end of the world.  How are we elitists when it was our prank?  And I believe I told you not to mention to pilly anything about Fat Mike.  And the reason you keep getting "antagonized" is because we just talk about the things we like, like "summer music" and you come in and say like "what's the point to this music, my music isn't crusty and has a message so you had better recognize it as great music."  So hence you get badgered by all of us Queers fans.  

Ok, I guess if you don't want to post here anylonger, than sobeit.  I was once anti-board too.

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[T-Rex]

quit being a baby...as steve-o would have said months ago, and probably still would----"suck it up dirtbag"

[Stove]

that was the worst pussy-post i've ever read. taking the board stuff personally is a real funny thing, i'm all laughs right now.

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[Ahmed Johnson]

Night you are still standing by the 'Visions.  Methought you dumped that garbage.  Sorry, I don't like rock n' roll.  Hehe.


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[Steve All-Star]

The Visions are making their first trip to Pittsburgh on February 22nd opening up for a bunch of shitty metal bands.  I will be there, giving James Hart the bars and watching Kuz try to lick him again.

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-Jizz