Uh oh, Pilly's in trouble....

[Steve All-Star]

Ashley created a fake screen name and IM'ed Pilly and cybered him.  The last sentence kills him.  She may pass out copies of this at Wastefest.

alk3cutie: hey whats up
NOFX158: hey..who would this be
alk3cutie: oh im joann.
alk3cutie: just wanted to chat
NOFX158: ohh cool..whats up
alk3cutie: not much :-)  just chilling and listening to music. whats your name?
NOFX158: Justin
NOFX158: where ya from?
alk3cutie: im from ohio.
alk3cutie: hehe.
NOFX158: awesome
alk3cutie: how old are you and what do you look like?
NOFX158: 18..19 in Feb.   <br>NOFX158: umm..about 5'11ish..short black hair..brown eyes..skinny....u?
alk3cutie: oh im 18. i'm 5"6, short blonde hair, green eyes, im hot ta death.
NOFX158: pic?
alk3cutie: no i dont have one yet
alk3cutie: sorry
alk3cutie: are you in a band or anything??
NOFX158: nope
alk3cutie: oh sucks
NOFX158: I can't play anything       hehe
alk3cutie: have a girlfriend :-)
NOFX158: talkin to a girl
alk3cutie: ohhh
alk3cutie: that sucks too hehe
NOFX158: hehe oh?
alk3cutie: mhm.
NOFX158: why is this
alk3cutie: what bands are you into?
alk3cutie: i dunno :x
NOFX158: punk..ska..hardcore...oi   <br>u?
alk3cutie: i just listen to emo mostly
alk3cutie: it turns me on. :x
NOFX158: thats cool...hah  oh yea?
alk3cutie: mhm.
alk3cutie: what turns you on? :-)
NOFX158: nakedness     hah
alk3cutie: thats it?
NOFX158: outta curosity..how'd you get muh sn?
alk3cutie: hehe damn, your easy to place
alk3cutie: i searched the aol thing
NOFX158: I dunno..heh..anything works for me I guess
alk3cutie: oh
NOFX158: ohh
NOFX158: I'm easy to please
alk3cutie: how come?
NOFX158: I dunno..just am :-)
alk3cutie: ohh
alk3cutie: thats not a challenge
NOFX158: hehe..is that bad?      <br>alk3cutie: sometimes
alk3cutie: i like a challenge *rarr*
NOFX158: hah ohhh.. :-P
NOFX158: where in OH ya live?
alk3cutie: columbus
NOFX158: ohhh
alk3cutie: yep.
NOFX158: quite a lil distance
alk3cutie: distance makes your heart grow fonder
NOFX158: hehe awww
NOFX158: gr..so bored
alk3cutie: me too
alk3cutie: im coolld.
alk3cutie: *brr(
alk3cutie: *
NOFX158: yea really
NOFX158: sucks!
NOFX158: warm me up       hah
alk3cutie: really? *evil grin*
NOFX158: hehe..if you could think of a way to warm me
alk3cutie: more than one.
NOFX158: oh?  do explain...
alk3cutie: :x
NOFX158: yessss........
alk3cutie: laying naked together will warm you up in an instant.
NOFX158: this is true
alk3cutie: what about you?
NOFX158: hehe..I was thinkin along the same lines
alk3cutie: tell me more :-)
NOFX158: doin "bad" things
alk3cutie: hehe i want to know!
NOFX158: use your imagination
alk3cutie: such a tease..
alk3cutie: what are you wearing right now?
NOFX158: boxers & a t-shirt
alk3cutie: oh my.
NOFX158: you?
alk3cutie: a tank top and panties.
alk3cutie: im soo cold, im dumb.
NOFX158: thats why I'm colsd
alk3cutie: ohh.
NOFX158: yea..ah well
alk3cutie: hm.
alk3cutie: do you have sex a lot?
NOFX158: ehh..so so
alk3cutie: ohh.
NOFX158: and you?
alk3cutie: yes
alk3cutie: im slutty kinda, but i really like giving head.
NOFX158: anything else you like doing?
NOFX158: I like that!
alk3cutie: i just like giving head a lot.
alk3cutie: and sucking nipples.
alk3cutie: i do stuff with girls as well.
NOFX158: hmm...I'm liking this
alk3cutie: aw really?
alk3cutie: what do you like to do?
NOFX158: I like using muh fingers
alk3cutie: oh boy.
NOFX158: anything you won't do?
alk3cutie: nope.
alk3cutie: i like rim jobs too..
alk3cutie: guys think im gross for that..
alk3cutie: but i really enjoy it.
NOFX158: whatever works for ya
alk3cutie: do you like it?
NOFX158: ehhh...
alk3cutie: oh.
NOFX158: hehe :-)
alk3cutie: if i was there what would you do to me baby?
NOFX158: well..I'd slowly get you naked..
NOFX158: lie you down on the bed
alk3cutie: mhm..
NOFX158: gently rub you all over
NOFX158: and then let muh fingers go to work
alk3cutie: oh man. how big is your dick?
NOFX158: 6.5
alk3cutie: do you measure it?
alk3cutie: are you shaved?
NOFX158: I did a while ago
NOFX158: nah...u?
alk3cutie: yes.
NOFX158: mmmm
alk3cutie: hehe.
NOFX158: how big are your tits
alk3cutie: we should meet up sometime..
alk3cutie: 34C.
NOFX158: yummy
NOFX158: and what would we do?
alk3cutie: fuck.
NOFX158: thats all?    :-)
alk3cutie: i'd give you a rim job you'd never forget ;-)
NOFX158: mmmmm
alk3cutie: would you consider meeting me?
NOFX158: maybe
alk3cutie: maybe? :-(
alk3cutie: i could this saturday
NOFX158: I work
alk3cutie: oh.
NOFX158: once I go back to school...I only work on weekends..so for the most part...I'm free during the week
alk3cutie: would the girl your talking to care?
NOFX158: what she doesn't know won't hurt her

YOUSOMEFUCKINTRASH

-Jizz

[XBrassKnucksX]

Yeah - this is fucking awesome - she mailed it to me too. Then she talked to him onn her real screen name & he kept saying that his girlfriend now or whatever was telling him what to say. What a load of shit. That's just to try to convince Ashley that he's not worried if she knows. He's only trying to cover his ass.

By the way, The Alkaline Trio screen name she made up fucking killed me. I loved it.

[Edward_Norton]

Oh my god that is hilarious... what a fucking douche. Does he really think that some random girl is going to IM him and make plans to come down and fuck him? Thats ridiculous... I was going to post a convo I had with him on the sn FATMIKEBURKETT but its not even close to funny compared to this one. The best part is the second time when she mentions the rim job he is just like "mmmmm". What a sick bastard,he doesn't deserve to ever get laid.

[XBrassKnucksX]

Oh I forgot to add in, that last year, Ashley made another fake screen name and talked to him on it, and he told her that he was the singer from Internal Riot. Hmmm..... fucking idiot.

anyway, since we're on the subject of stupid conversations, here's one for you guys.....
Flatlandbiker36: ive seen hatebreed 2 times...
XBrassKnucksX: i've only actually seen them once, but i have gone to see them like 8 times when they've cancelled - i don't even care about them anymore anyway
Flatlandbiker36: lol..
Flatlandbiker36: i like them.. i dont go just to see the band like some little trendy kids that i know do... i go to pit my head off..
XBrassKnucksX: hmmm.......
XBrassKnucksX: that's not a real good reason to go to a show
XBrassKnucksX: you're there for the band & the music, not "to pit"
Flatlandbiker36: well.. i mean.. im there for the music..
Flatlandbiker36: and i like to pit.....
XBrassKnucksX: no, you're there for the band that plays that music
Flatlandbiker36: but i dont go just to get close to the band...
Flatlandbiker36: i would go to a place if they just had PTW CDs and pit if i could.. i like the music.. seeing the band live is just a plus..
XBrassKnucksX: and if you "like to pit" then - whatever, that's cool, i dance all the time, but I am there to see the band. not for the point of running into people
Flatlandbiker36: but the music i love..
XBrassKnucksX: why would you not want to go to get close to the band? i go to shows all the time with the intent of seeing the bands, and most of the time, meeting them afterward. that's what's so great about the independent music scene. you shouldn't be putting people down for that
Flatlandbiker36: ok.. we are both getting confused here..
Flatlandbiker36: without the band there is no music..
Flatlandbiker36: so literally i go to see the band..
XBrassKnucksX: of course not
Flatlandbiker36: but im not a groupie..
XBrassKnucksX: well, you could go & see the band there, and they'd be standing there, doing a whole lot of nothing.. and you'd be like, hey, those guys are standing there
Flatlandbiker36: i mean... yeah its a band.. they are people like me and you.. but they play music and are makinga  living of it..
XBrassKnucksX: but if they play, then you're like, fuck yeah, these guys sound awesome, then you get to meet em, and see if they're nice people or what-not, and most of the time, at least with independent music, they're just regular, down to earth people
XBrassKnucksX: not most independent bands. almost every band i like still has full time jobs - there are only a few indie bands that i know of that can make a living off of this shit
Flatlandbiker36: yup
XBrassKnucksX: i mean, all power to the bands that CAN actually make a living off of doing what they love, but the truth is, most of them, and us will be working shit jobs for the rest of our lives, and this will have to take the back burner to the scene
Flatlandbiker36: yup
XBrassKnucksX: well, i'm outta here, i got video games to play

(that's pretty fucking sad when I blow you off so I can go play Snood. he obviously didn't know what he was talking about. I can't wait to see this fuck in Cuntington at the Hatebredd/PTW/God Forbid/Sworn Enemy/Holden Caulfield show. i'm going "to pit" his fucking head off. fucking loser.)

[GUAPOMEGUSTA]

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
WtF is with these people? "I like to use muh fingers." Does he have a speech imped. or something? Or maybe he's justa fat redneck (joking)... And are rim jobs really the proper grounds to necessitate bragging? Man...Is this Ashley Williams we're talking about?,cause I'd have to laghu twice as hard if so.

[XBrassKnucksX]

Nope, it's my friend Ashley Glaspell from Salem - she used to run www.MindlessMag. with our other friend Natalie.

[Stove]

dunno whats up:

PrimitiveMallrat: u still got beef with me?
PrimitiveMallrat: this isnt anthony
Sleazy McGuire: i guess not
Sleazy McGuire: after you slammed all the krishna's and the veggies
PrimitiveMallrat: me?
PrimitiveMallrat: Chad Dantrassy>
PrimitiveMallrat: u
Sleazy McGuire: haha chadley
Sleazy McGuire: why would i have any beef with you
PrimitiveMallrat: anthony said fuck your krishna a veggies bullshit you fucking dick and if he ever sees you on the street he is going to kick your ass
PrimitiveMallrat: you had beef with me ur whole senior year
PrimitiveMallrat: so if u wanna come and get it
PrimitiveMallrat: im right here
PrimitiveMallrat: fag
Sleazy McGuire: crazy
PrimitiveMallrat: fuck u with a 12 inch dildo break it off and beat u ni the face with the rest of it bitch
Sleazy McGuire: haha
PrimitiveMallrat: haha fuck you
PrimitiveMallrat: where u live bitch
PrimitiveMallrat: i got a car
Sleazy McGuire: rofl did you learn that from icp
PrimitiveMallrat: ill come to ur house and beat ur fuckni ass right now
PrimitiveMallrat: saturday ur dead
PrimitiveMallrat: im not into punk but im goin just to beat the shit outta ya
PrimitiveMallrat: fag
PrimitiveMallrat: pecker got ur tongue, bitch?


NO USE FOR A NUB

[Ahmed Johnson]

Hehe, Boss you should Stove's body guard and just destroy that little pussy, or even the Lot3 if it is him.  That would be funny to watch!

PEAKNUCKLESANDWICH

[Steve All-Star]

I can guarantee everyone here has Stove's back.  I've been waiting for the day when Boss whips the Lot3 and we laugh.  I hope once OSB is done playing, the show erupts into the biggest brawl of all time.

That would be super funny if our crew just beat up all the Wheeling trash.  You'd see fists and spiky hair and AFI t-shirts floating around and people just dying.  That would be the best thing to ever happen.

THERESGONNABEAROCKFIGHT

-Jizz

[XBrassKnucksX]

ok - so who am i beating up? is it anthony ashby? because i've been waiting to stomp his ass for a while. who else do i get to take out? Stove, I want you to show me, then I want you to laugh while I stomp heads. I may be a little late getting down to the show, but once I arrive, just point em out & they're fucking done.

I'MGONNAGETSWORNENEMYAFTERYOURASS


YOSAL!FUCKINGGETTHATGUY!

[Stove]

I have to admit, I felt worried at first, I'm totally not used to people threatening me or anything. I'm really glad you guys are backing me up, otherwise it'd be a 2 on 1:




CRYING OVER SPILT MILKDUDS

[Edward_Norton]

Stove,I definitely am in on this too.... Ever since I started listening to Sworn enemy I've been wanting to fight really badly,hehe... and they say the music doesn't affect the kids... what a bunch of crap...  I am now gonna dub our group for saturday night the P4S Death Squad.

EDNORTONWILLKILLYOU

[Edward_Norton]

oh and I think we should give up on fucking with Pilly because aparrently we aren't the only ones playing "pranks" on him... Kristi and her friends have been doing stuff like vandalizing his car and what not so if u get caught doing any of this stuff u will probably get blamed for that too so I think we should quit while we're ahead cause it would really suck to get charged with harassment or anything like that

[Ax2YorFace]

I'd love to get slapped with a harrassment suit against "Pilly." What a fucking dork. Everytime he signs online I IM him and remind him he's fucking disgusting. I'm not one of those big femme nazi type girls, but he treats girls like trash, and I have no one else to take my anger out on. Anyway, next time I see him, I'm seriously going to beat his ass this time. Last time he just ran away from me. Am I really that intimidating?
Plus..sorry Steve and Joey but I don't think I'm going to be able to make it on Saturday because I have to go up to Huntington to see Nat. Yeah..keep your thoughts to yourself, but I'll be up for the lights thing on the 28th, and there's always the duke family christmas party.  

[Ax2YorFace]

ShareTheStars:  hey lover, sorry i couldnt see you at the show tonight
NOFX158:  yea..I know it hurt ya
ShareTheStars:  it did. so so much.  
NOFX158:  awwwww    hah
ShareTheStars:  how was the show?
NOFX158:  I couldn't go..I had to work
ShareTheStars:  pitty.  
NOFX158:  gotta pay for college books somehow
ShareTheStars:  yeah, for all that succeeding you wont be doing in life.  
NOFX158:  haha you know it
ShareTheStars:  well. steve and joey and i missed you tonight. i just hope you know that.
NOFX158:  were you at the show?
ShareTheStars:  nope.
NOFX158:  ohh..and what were you kids doin
ShareTheStars:  they were. i was not.
NOFX158:  oh
ShareTheStars:  anyway, i don't want to fucking talk to you, point being of this IM was to tell you that your face looks like a manana. bye.