Interim Posting For The K

[Steve All-Star]

Since The K has had a lot going on this week, he has asked me to post in his absence.  I don't really know what he wants me to write, but I'll do my best.  Here is what I figure The K would be posting now...

"Yeah, anyway... I'm getting Judge and Fury of Five tattoos soon.  I may get the Judge hammers on my elbows.  I'm gonna be covered in tat-fuckin'-toos.

The show is gonna be great.  Now that it's a benefit, it's for one of the most worthy causes ever.  And it's definitely going to be a million times better than the benefit at WJU that me, Steve, Danny, and the Kuz went to tonight.

The raffle tickets have been purchased, so enter all the raffles and try and win some shit, because every raffle is going to be badass.  If you win some tattoo gift certificates, give them to Steve so he can get a half-sleeve on his right arm.  He will become your personal slave for a month if you do him this service.

I still hate Justin Wilson.  If he talks shit about me one more time, I'm gonna do worse than kick him when I'm dancing.

I got the One Life Crew CD.  Steve and I will be kicking homeless people in the face and sending them home in a box.

I'm still hardcore.

Night, our metal band is going to start practicing soon.  Get your metal licks ready for them shits.  We're still gonna be called "...And Hope to Die".  

Danny is dating Andrea now, and I've gotten over it.  But the two of them are dumb.  He calls her "Little Spoon" and she calls him "Big Spoon".  Fuckin' lame.

I may be working for Victory Records in the future doing publicity and getting interviews and stuff together.  So I may move to Chicago if that goes through.  All I'm gonna do is hang out with Skarhead, Ringworm, and The Hoods, so when I come back and visit, I'll be super-tough and I'll most likely punch you in the face when I say hi.

Fuck the game, don't let the game fuck youuuuuu......"
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Anyway, I'm keeping you posted on the K, since he doesn't have all the time in the world to be posting.  The only thing happening in the Jizz's world is this...

Prior to Thanksgiving, I had two big plans.  Job one was to go to Parkersburg, rail the slut, and get over the whole anticipating the sex thing.  Job two is to find a good woman after railing the slut.  With job one accomplished, I must move on.  

D. Spurlock and I have been hanging out a lot lately, and we have figured out the main reason I have not been getting any women.  Here is his reasoning:

"Steve sarcasm is different than Joey/Danny sarcasm.  You can't be obnoxious all the time.  You can no longer assume the personage of the Jizzler.  The Jizzler is rude, crude, and undateable.  You must become The Jizz."  

The Jizz is not rude and crude, but chivalrous while being funny at the same time.  He must be rad, bad, and dangerous to know.  I will be opening doors, being polite, and maintaining an overall sense of badass-ness.

Christmas break shall be the test.  

THEJIZZREBORN

-Jizz

[Edward_Norton]

"Yeah, anyway... I'm getting Judge and Fury of Five tattoos soon.  I may get the Judge hammers on my elbows.  I'm gonna be covered in tat-fuckin'-toos."

--The lead singer has the same name as the creator of Beavis and Butthead I thought that was mildly funny,Mike Judge,heheh

"I still hate Justin Wilson.  If he talks shit about me one more time, I'm gonna do worse than kick him when I'm dancing."

--Well, Well, Well, I guess a striking resemblence isn't all the K and I have in common...Oh yeah,I have word that he is very excite about the PTW show as well

"I'm still hardcore."

--thats what I like to hear


As for the Jizz transformation,sounds great... I think you should look for a girl who likes facials as much as u do though...Also the wider the orifice the better think about that one before u make a commitment

[XBrassKnucksX]

Yeah - so fuck Proboards for not letting me get my password or any of that shit for about 2 weeks now. I am finally back - and here we go:
I was definitely not over the Andrea & Danny .....  Big Spoon/Little Spoon shit but they're over, so now I fucking am. Looks like she found herself a Bigger Fork.
I start my new tattoo the day after the PTW show, it's going to be fucking amazing & it will take up all the space between my knee & the ball of my ankle on my left leg.
Thanks to everyone for their support through the last few weeks.
Girls have been hitting on me like crazy and Laura isn't very happy about it. I try to shake dem bitches off, but nothing is working. Maybe I'll ask The Real Jizzler for some pointers on how to keep girls away. Seems like, if his life is porno, he must know how to stay single.
Happy Birthday Stove!!!
New prizes added to the raffle again, like more gift certificates for various tattoo shops, 123 Thug Life shirts will go to each winner, and some extra shit that people have given me.
Justin Wilson will die. According to Blood For Blood, he's a bullshit fake.
I doubt the Victory Records thing will happen, but I can hope anyway.
The Minus Tide would be even better if they just played "Fist Stick Knife Gun" over & over again. That, and if they didn't blow out the power all the time.
I eat a lot of soft pretzels now.
I am worried about snow on Tuesday, so Kuz tried to make me feel better with this: "Dude, it's on a Tuesday, it doesn't snow on Tuesday!"
We saw some fucking ponies at the old people home.
My ass has been acting weird lately.