Worst Screen names eva!

[Edward_Norton]

Hey I want to see ur top 10 lists too,I'm lookin' through my BL and these are the worst ones I can find:

10.EMO147-some girl from washington,its like if ur going to label urself something,at least make it something cool
9.StuffBuff8-Cole Taylor,come on,a wrestling sn
8.DrumerJ-John Durig(misspelled drummer,hehe)
7.JimspunkChick-Tricia Martin
6.NghtyChic4-Not sure who this one is but the name speaks for itself
5.Moomoowingydingy-Bill Campiti,this sn is just gay 'nuff said
4.Iloverush006-one of the guys from PTW,hehe
3.Y2deadman-a computer geek,some of the worst sn's are the ones that don't make sense
2.DONTLET311MEDOWN-classic anton sn,see above

and here it is**drum roll** and the worst sn eva' goes to
everyone's favorite NOFX punk rawker Justin Wilson!!!!

1.PunkinDrublic304-Justin Wilson

Ok there are numerous reasons why I loathe this sn more than any other... The obvious one would be because it is Justin Wilson and he is a douche bag... Another good reason is the fact that he is using the classic redneck switching of letters to let u know that he is not in right state of mind (i.e. Nucking futs bumper stickers and decals)also he is mixing the redneckism with the punk part so I guess u could call him a punkneck. Yet another reason this is a horrible sn,is the fact that he is proud of his drunkeness,that is just stupid and he is trash... Finally the 304 thing tops it all off to make it the worst sn of all time!!!

[Steve All-Star]

"Punk In Drublic" is the title of a NOFX record.  Blah.

-Jizz

[Ahmed Johnson]

Ok, I'm not sure if you realized but "punkindrublic" is a NOFX album.  I agree it's gay to have that, but he didn't come up w/ it, which I think is even gayer.  Here is my list:

1.  MeredithSims - my friend Meredith.  How gay is it to have your name as your sn

2.  Sunuva13itch - sorry Tux, but yes I think that is gay

3.  Emonster550 - Dange's old sn.  He was so proud of his computer he had to use it for his sn . . . gittle lay

4.  BrokenBonesMxPx - some dude that was in a band from NY, really gay as you can tell by the sn

5.  AjTrauth - This name is an Actor on Even Stevens, but it's not the kid . . . it's some 17/m - so if you are 17 and have the name of some dude actor from a TV show, then you are a got lay

6.  Saleengt53 - Micheal Rankin's old sn

7.  Salomally50 - Lauren Coil - not a fan

8.  Fratgirl5up - Hoochie's old sn;  quite a funny one indeed.  if nc would read this he could lick is fist and well, I'll just leave it at that

9.  DJBrianOliver - First off if you are B.O. then you are gay, but having that name is just way gay.  I recall at a dance after a jm game it was like an hour after the game and JM won big time, and b.o. get's on the mike and was like "I just got word that John Marshall won!!!!"

10.  Lmpbizkitgrl - Pam Moore;  some really fat girl that I can't really describe how gay she is.  but travis and I used to ridicule her so bad, and it was just funny times.


'Tis it!


RANDYMCCOOL!

[Edward_Norton]

No,I didn't know that,but I had a strong feeling he didn't come up with it himself...Ahmed Johnson my favorite sn off of your list is djbrianoliver that is really,really classic

OI!TONOFXJUSTINANDOI!TOSKINSOITOTHEBLUEHAIREDPIECEOFTRASHANDEVERYBODYWINS

[Tuxedo]

here is my list of gay names


10.  cuteguy418 - only ugly people name themselves this,   sorry dan!
9.  boycrazy9936 - abhay's name that his sister mercy uses
8.  lilplayaboo69 - any thing with 69 is gay
7.  Leave AwayMsg - sorry nick..i thought this was funny though
6.  menmarianne - sorry nick again
5.  ISuckDik69x - dylan's old screenname
4.  Mucho Krispee - some girl in my school that noone likes
3.  pisssedjerk - my roomate
2.  SteveAllStar27 - your name + the band you're in = gayness
1.  Patony Co - now who ever this is has to be gay be cause it stands for PAT Or Numb Your COck

[Stove]

great topic Nort!

And now, from the home office in McMechen WV, the top 10 worst SN's ever! (that haven't already been mentioned):

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Number 10: tie between ska888 and skanker112 (night, what were we thinking?)
9: xDrSteveX
8: all of burns screennames that were from movies
7: BruceCampbell24 ... i really don't like #'s at the ends of sn's, and the BC was terribly unoriginal
6: Circle of Downfall ... really stupid, especially when you're pretending that you are Trent Reznor.
5: PrimitiveMallrat, VoodooGlowPunker, and theSoundsofSatan... to this day, antwon has never made a decent SN. nort stole the best one for the list though!
4: BigPoppaG69 ... Mikey G's ultra horrible sn
3. Cheezemonkie ... Scotty Anton alive!
2. Any screenname that contains 'sk8', 'sk8r' 'punk' 'punker' 'grrrl' or any other word or phrase like that, shouting "i'm a skater! i listen to punk rock! i'm a punk rocker! i shop at pacific sunwear! i love independent!"

and the number one, worst screenname ever is......



SPINZERO4!!!!

<lots of cheering and clapping>

thank you, thank you thank you, that name was 100% gayness ever since the moment i saw it!!

[Steve All-Star]

Here's mine...

10.  HC Heartthrob- Joey K's zine-that-never-happened-that-
turned-into-a-SN.  Funny name... I wish Nick Hayes had been on the cover of the first issue... haha, anyway, this name was some trash.

9.  AnthrBrkNtheWall- some girl who IMed me randomly... I hate Pink Floyd

8.  Leahdeahdingdong- just horrible.  "LB" would have been a better choice.

7.  Sicksk8er9- Logan didn't do a damn thing.  Haha.

6.  Chat1312- Jodi Fogle... what does this mean?

5.  PunkIR- N8's trash.

4.  The guy who took the screenname "The Jizzler"... I wanted it so bad.

3.  ChestRockwell254- Burns stole two names in a row from "Boogie Nights"

2.  VoodooGlowPunker- I hate the word "punker".

1.  Swim2theMoon420- Derek from upstairs... definitely the worst name ever

Those are my choices... I agree, some of my past names were some some trash.  I wish "DrSteve" hadn't been taken so I could sweat DF a little.  Instead I became a "straight-edge warrior", as Joey K. called me.

Honorable Mention:  Cliffenstein... Cliffy from The Huntingtons and The Reaction... just dumb.  Anyway, that's all from me.

CLITSARUBBIN

-Jizz

[Tuxedo]

one that i think is pretty cool is my friend Earl's ... The Earl Harbor.

another gay one is ... deathraver  

Tuxedo

[Ahmed Johnson]

I'll post another list (hehe, I've got a lot of gay ones)

10.  Barbz37 - some actor from Pete and Pete, he never responds when he gets on

9.  Ebug1983 - Some girl that was our waitress at this Italian restaurant while one Speech Tournament.  The "e" is for Emily not like "electronic" ... also having your birthyear is gay too

8.  PunkerM69 - the dreaded Melissa Parker;  who used to talk on the phone w/ Night, and then claimed that she was Mike Parker, melissa's brother and well this went on for years and then last year it is discovered that Mike Parker doesn't exist and well that it was only her nickname and that she is a lesbian and it really boggles my mind who this person really is.  Hehe.

7.  Notsawerd - Andrew Aston;  doesn't do a damn thing for me and it just looks gay

6.  Goboisbad - Shaq;  I love the kid, but something like that is just incredibly gay

5.  SwEeTLiKeKaNdYz - some "pnkrckgrl" that is real gay and goes to shows.  Her name is Jamie I think.  Travis went to a homecoming w/ her.  She's trash.

4.  In The Grey Area - Paula Maxwell;  I hate when people try to be all deep and stuff w/ their sn's

3.  num1stunna4ever - Lenny;  no explanation needed for this

2.  AverageSympleton - Quiz Kid Joe - I'm not having any of this one

1.  PhilMckrackin - Allison fell to an alltime low w/ this one.  ANTI!

0.  ***ALLTIMEGAYEST*** - MMRASS - The Quid wins all time gayest in my book;  Not only has he ripped off a wrestler, but since MrAss was already taken he just added an M in front of it.

W00TSQUAD

[T-Rex]

the worst screennames ever....

10.) jriel11--jared riel living up his high school glory days of being number 11 on the soccer field

9.) jmstriker4--JB Chaykowski...he was in college for a whole year and he still had the same JM screen name...sucks to be him

8.) Mallrat418--The mall sucks Dan

7.) LisaLobe1604--lori calmbacher...whatever

6.) DirtySalad--Tanner Mueller....retard

5.) Winmaster9--he fails

4.) Gimpy2k--what the hell does this mean?

3.) RealDeal5343--Corey Neal...does anyone call him the Real Deal?

2.) ray is god7--Suzi...screen names modeled after crushes are jut funny

1.) and the worst screenname ever....and quite possibly the most ridiculed.....oThaFrameo or any use of "thaframe" its just retarded

[Madperfesssa]

heres some that i dont think have been mentioned

-hydrothug69... my cousin
-SiLkKsHoKr... liam hall
-JCM800s Rock... night i love you, but not this screenname. i liked your other ones a lot though.
-pdiddy6, pattyd6, sokrplaer6, patmygroin, megomuahaha, billyiidol, chrisizzycole, tenechusP... dont dislike the names... just that there is so many.
-sexyleah12.... oh my
-matchBX119... this girl is too much
-EZHD... jenny ruckman... get it (easy head)
-nickycandmberg... marken and nicky c's combined name... hehaha
-Madprafessa... very uncreative of me

most of the good ones were said...

[grandpa_rocks]

abhay good call, you stole my idea. i was going to list all my old ones.

but you did forget: ted theadore logan grandparoxyorass, forskindinavia, grandparocks6, and it is tenashusp.

also good call on the new one from night, it's gotta go bro

here is my list in no particular order

10.smoove44-pete zervous

9. boogyfart-wha?

8.alderhome- some girl named angela from st. c it is the name of her mommas company or something

7. soloithz-brian marco- talking about his bass in his car Hz=hurts=lameo

6. tobad26- karah foster

5. woodu69- is that gay or what

4.player00- dave robbins

3. fratgirl5up- no clue who she/he is

2.bcpimpin32-i hate this motherfucker

1.philmckrackinn= bad name

there are many more on my list but i kept it to a minimum

[GUAPOMEGUSTA]

I doubt there are enough bad ones for ten,but I'll push it anyway:
10.goshi88-Come on dude.You're the coolest,but just used your real name.I'd expect better of you.Fire involved somehow.
9.CutYourMullet17-Steph,you're cool too,but this'un just sucks.Too buy-inta-punky.
8.HydroThug69-Abhay already mentioned this one,but it's still just as bad.
7.Takieda-This one's bad for reasons you'd only understand if you knew Rama.He's cool,too,but (shudder) you'd just haveta know him.
6.PKW81-Incoherent psychoramblings(really I just don't know what it stands for).
5.Whatever that SN Paula Maxwell had that you mentioned was,it was bad.She seems to always try to be deep and it's irritating.So pessimistic.
4.Toriberner-This girl crammed her whole name into it,opening herself to all sorts of stalkers that could find out her address and track her down.
3.Pavit2k-Dad + a step,you're cool,but I just ain't feelin' this name.2k?!?Nothing even happened!
2.SoundsFamiliar09-Come on! Me saying a name that Abhay says is repetitious one way,but having a name that calls yourself redundant,well that's quite another.
1.Premanjana420-ACHH!Blabbersnap!If you're gonna try to be cool with weed terminology,you could at least keep out your ridiculously hard to pronounce hare-krsna name.Geeze...
Anywho...

[Stove]

Here are some of my honorable mentions:

Goteaman - Evfun, this sn was so stupid! especially when you had to shave your gotea for ponderosa

Spawntacus - very gay

Fender1601 - I expected more out of Nad

Osbourne40 - dustin lash's lame sn

FunkyFrankenFrea - 14'x secret (and extra gay) sn he used to talk to his gf and to 'send mp3's to record label owners'

MAWhite04 - Michael White's sn, he's used it forever, and it still has his name in it *blah*

ScizzoMie - Marie's weird sn... I pondered endlessly what this sn meant, I even asked marie and she said something like "um its just a thing" and then ignored me beyond that

myfartsstink - Justin rich, nuff said




WELCOMETOMYHUMBLEABODE

[Swim2TheMoon420]

Steve is awesome.