According to the Lead Singer/Band Name Generator..

[Stove]

hmmm some of today's leading musicians and artists have their fans in awe over the great originality of their "pen" names or pseudonyms, if you will. We've always gotten chuckles out of names like Steve Sloppy, Frank Voodoo, Joe Queer, heck, even Wayne Static has a name agreeing with the rules of the Lead Singer - Band Name Generator. Here are some what-if's and other ponders:

Is Abraham Linkin the lead singer of Linkin Park? Is the rapper asian guy who doesn't do anything called "Asian Rapper Who Doesnt Do Anything?"

If Peter Steel was kicked out of Type O Negative, and Ben Foster was sick of being a waste and decided to lead the group, would he change his lead singer pseudo to Type-O-Benjamin?


Finally seeing the leadership in JQ, will Boss start a band called the Klugs and use real name Joe Klug?

Did you hear about Neil Armstrong? he is leaving Stretch Arm Strong to do a full time solo project!

Speaking of music news, Pantera frontman Phil Anselmo has left Pantera due to creative differences with bassist Vinnie Paul. He is now lead singer of popular goth band Cradle of Filth, and wants his fans to call him by his new lead singer name: Cradle of Phil.

Ben Weasel's not the only Ben in naming news. Ben Folds tried to start the Five back up, but the rights of the band were owned by drummer Pete... Ben Folds is now renaming the original lineup "Screeching Folds"

Last on the list... band Machinegun have split up. Chris Cougar Concentrationcamp was sick of being pushed around by guitarists Billy Gunn and Bart Gunn. Chris will be rejoining the Queers for their tour in the spring.



Let's hear some other band singer name ponders, you creative geniuses

^St_o
    v_e



EXDRUMMERSAL

[XBrassKnucksX]

I must say Stove... I enjoyed this immensly.

[Ahmed Johnson]

I really wanted to reply w/ some witty things of my own, but I just couldn't think of anything funny.  It was really awesome though, of course I already told you that.

GETALIFEANDLIVEITLOSER!

[nick_of_c]

i think "i only wear cabs" picture thing is funnier than all of that ahah

[Ahmed Johnson]

You didn't find Stove's post funny, are you alive?  I really don't understand all this 'net sourness you have.  It must be all that earthquake muzak. . .

LOVELOVELOVEPARK

[Edward_Norton]

Yeah,that was really good stuff,I liked how u made it into a news report,that was so awesome... I've got a few of my own

Mike Cunt of anal cunt
Brad Religion of Bad Religion
Porno Perry of Porno for Pyros
Ray OfToday formerly of Youth of Today
Quincy Tek of Chemtek
CircleOF Dustin of Circle of Dust
Matt 235 of Uranium235
Billy Idol of Kill your Idols




some aren't real first names but I still think u may find them entertaining

IHATETHEWORDPEEPEE

[Stove]

good work Nort! I think we both had proper training with the generator while we stayed at your sisters. I thoroughly enjoyed Ray of Today and Circle of Dustin.

Let's not forgot about Drowning Mona from Drowning Pool, and Staind Underwear (the guitarist from Staind)

^St_o
    v_e


SIBLINGRIVALRY

[Edward_Norton]

Did u hear about the lead singer of Crass Harry Crass??? He got kicked out of the band cause he got drunk and gave all the members VD... Anywayz he was real pissed so he called up Igor Anti from Anti-Flag and now they're starting a band called anti-crass. I can't wait to hear the new album its called "I gave up alcohol and I don't care about police brutality anymore"

KEEPDISCOEVIL