Post by XBrassKnucksX on Oct 27, 2001 15:33:14 GMT -5
We got paid $50 to play a show last night - then I made an extra $200 or so by selling my personal cd collection, other band t-shirts & brand new 123 Thug Life hoodies & t-shirts. We've been offered a spot on a show in Cleveland, Ohio from a band called Obstacle Corpse - possibly playing with bands like Every Time I Die, Santa Sangre & Martyr AD. So that would be fucking sweet. Danny found a pubic hair on his tray at Hardee's, so I made a complaint & we got a refund. We stopped at 2 porno shops on the way home, but I was too young to get into one of them. There must have been some hardcore shit inside. I tried to get Danny to buy Lactamania 6, in which a whole bunch of sluts squeeze breast milk over some cocks. Then I tried to talk Aron into Ready To Drop 9 because I have a weird feeling that he really likes those pregnant hoes. I've got a ton of money saved up for the Poison The Well show, and am working as much as possible to make more so it goes well. I also now have the flyers for it, and they are fucking badass, so be on the lookout (no not the record label) for those shits. Kuz still makes me laugh a whole lot. I told some girl that he was talking to that he has the biggest fucking hog I have ever seen & that it is pierced. I also added that if he & I were gay, I'd do the butt-fuckin thing with him all the time. My farts smell the worst, even if they are tiny. You'd be surprised how much weird shit you can fit into the trunk of a Honda Civic. Including a 6 foot tall cardboard cutout of the Gorton's Fisherman holding a box of fish sticks.
BARBECUE!!!!!!
The bitch that runs Caffeine Kelli's got pissed at me for throwing condoms around. She said I was going to hit someone in the eye. It's funny, she didn't seem to complain while I was kicking them in the stomach while we played. I talked some toolbag into paying me $10 for a Malintent & Painmask cd's. They were fucking shitty & Dana gave them to me for free. FUCKING SCORE!!! I traded a 25 Ta Life cd for a Fury Of Five cd, I'm fucking badass. Ashley bought a Morning Again t-shirt off of me for $1, all the change in her wallet, and a hug. I sold the Anal Cunt cd. I also sold Danny's old Straight Edge (hahahahaha) sweatshirt for $5 to the singer from Obstacle Corpse. Then I sold an Anti-Racist Action hoodie to some hizzy for $20. You boys don't know a thing about road trips until you take one with us.
STEVEONLYEATSBRIEANDBABYCARROTS.....FUCKINGFAGGOT
BARBECUE!!!!!!
The bitch that runs Caffeine Kelli's got pissed at me for throwing condoms around. She said I was going to hit someone in the eye. It's funny, she didn't seem to complain while I was kicking them in the stomach while we played. I talked some toolbag into paying me $10 for a Malintent & Painmask cd's. They were fucking shitty & Dana gave them to me for free. FUCKING SCORE!!! I traded a 25 Ta Life cd for a Fury Of Five cd, I'm fucking badass. Ashley bought a Morning Again t-shirt off of me for $1, all the change in her wallet, and a hug. I sold the Anal Cunt cd. I also sold Danny's old Straight Edge (hahahahaha) sweatshirt for $5 to the singer from Obstacle Corpse. Then I sold an Anti-Racist Action hoodie to some hizzy for $20. You boys don't know a thing about road trips until you take one with us.
STEVEONLYEATSBRIEANDBABYCARROTS.....FUCKINGFAGGOT
