Burns News From Abhay

[Steve All-Star]

In addition to being drunk, sweaty, and having a huge neckhole in his t-shirt, Burns is now said to be the new drummer for I FAIL.  Abhay told me this today, and it blows my mind.  

I'm all for him playing, but seriously, that's just fuckin' funny.  If I FAIL ever gets back to me about Wastefest 2K1, then I guess King of the Wastes will play a pivotal role in it.  All the bands have accepted except for I FAIL, so I guess we just have to wait and see.  By the way, should they accept, they will be now headlining Wastefest.  We decided it would be for the best out of seniority and waste-bringing and all.

But anyway, start getting psyched up for the show, because I am going to email everyone a copy of the flyer so they can start crankin' them out and putting them up anywhere they think someone will care.  It's not done yet, because I have to get all the bands right, but it will be done soon.

HUGENECKHOLE

-Jizz

[Ahmed Johnson]

I have witnessed 180 degrees in action!  Just maybe more degrees can be added on and I FAIL turn into just FAIL.  There needs to be more Indian kids to stay for the duration.

IWANTTOSMOKESOMEW33D

[Madperfesssa]

correction. burns is not definately the new drummer. at the eyeliners show he said that they asked him to play drums. and he said something along the lines of, "i mine as well." so he might or might not be. it wasnt anything we talked about for a long time... just that. so dont get your hopes up. i wouldnt be surprised if he was lying.

abhay

[grandpa_rocks]

chis is attempting to play for them. he said he practiced with josh miller the other day and learned a few songs and said it went alot better than he expected. he said they don't expect him to play just like the old drummer, that he can do some of his own stuff. this is what i found out last night.