an open appology

[stetson]

hello beater type people. our record company has asked me , on behalf of our band, to issue a public appology regarding things said or not said to or about your band (or any persons involved with said band.) our slanderous ways shall change lest we be taken to court, (a.k.a. judge judy,) and face our pennance as being the most ungrateful, bastardous, assholes in the forty-five minute car ride vicinity. please accept this humble, token "i'm sorry," from all of us here at camp oa.

your pals in wheeling,
nick an' 'at

[Mr. Danger]

sounds fine to me... i just shake dem haters