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Post by Steve All-Star on Nov 30, 2001 10:22:54 GMT -5
I want both The Ahmed Johnson and The K on tour. Seriously. Five people would be way more fun than four.
10PERCENTALCOHOLCOUGHSYRUP
-Jizz
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Post by Steve All-Star on Dec 1, 2001 14:02:45 GMT -5
I realized if The K and The Ahmed Johnson both come, The K would be the only one who did any work. Ahmed Johnson would lounge around, drinking apple juice, not loading any gear, leaving us and the K lugging amps and hawking merch after the show.
He would be like: "Uhhh, I can't help you guys right now, I'm doing something." And then the only thing he would do is tune our guitars and set up the mics onstage so all the All-Stars fans will yell: "Ahmed Johnson-o!" Then he would grow a big mustache and wear a baseball cap all the time, and just be trash.
Joey K. would be haggling and fighting with promoters and club owners, and Ahmed Johnson would be running around Milwaukee looking for rare Plus Ones videos in record stores. Then when we finally tour Europe, Ahmed Johnson would go out and fuck a 15-year old Nigerian hooker under a bridge in the rain. Joey would be fighting kids who try and steal merch, while Ahmed Johnson would just say:
"You better give five bucks for that fucking shirt, I have to get paid for this tour somehow."
Anti-Ahmed Johnson as Gino. He would fail badly.
1ON1YTYP31EET
-Jizz
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Post by Ahmed Johnson on Dec 1, 2001 21:40:48 GMT -5
I think that's you. Here is reality. I'll be doing magic tricks and getting blow jobs from hot young chicks and Boss will video and we'll sell the videos earning more cash on the side. I have all the rare Plus Ones videos, so that will leave more time for better tricks and bigger shot loads. Boss and I will start selling Sand Art that we make and we'll make even more money. Once we hit Europe we'll realize that more people are coming for us than the band so we'll have to break off on our own little tour.
HEYITCOULDHAPPENMCWORLD!
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